The real reason why stocks are going to gap lower today is because I went long on Friday. It seems, and perhaps this is my paranoia kicking in, I’ve done something to upset the balance of the cosmos. It seems, the celestial Gods are watching me directly and punishing me for something I might’ve said or done. It could be an infraction as little as looking into the sky sideways. Maybe the Gods saw that and said ‘fuck that guy — punish him.’
Whatever it might be, I would like to take this opportunity to tell the Gods to FUCK OFF. I don’t give a shit about my money and would gladly watch it go all the way to zero, just so I can start over again and get it all back.
This out from CAT this morning.
“Sales in Asia/Pacific declined due to lower demand in China, partially offset by higher demand in a few other countries in the region,” the company said in its earnings press release. “Unfavorable currency impacts also contributed to the sales decline.”
And this out from VALE.
VALE -8.3% (Vale S.A. updates information on the breach of the Dam I of the Córrego de Feijão mine that occurred in the early afternoon of January 25th, 2019; suspends dividends on interest on capital as well as any deliberation on share repurchases)
And this out from NVDA. BIG fucking shock. I knew this was coming.
NVIDIA lowers Q4 guidance
Co issues lowered guidance for Q4 (Jan), sees Q4 (Jan) revs of $2.2 bln from $2.7 bln vs. $2.71 bln S&P Capital IQ Consensus.
Let’s see how it goes. Prepare to get fucked.
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What was that ? a black bear? i had a few DIA puts and a few SOXS, added pre market, DRIP,LABDU, more SOXS. Just sold all shorts, and amzing WDC came back up, added to energy. was down 10% to now down 2%. Yes I fought back, without any “potions”.
I am even, oh the chinese r coming back, wish had bought wb and baba.
As I assumed, energy coming to the rescue, am up 5%.