You can’t stop what’s coming — fuckheads. You were all concerned about war in Syria, so you voted for an Orange Gorilla (OG) to help escape the pangs of war. Little did you know, the theatre would be played out in the Western Hemisphere, battling fagLORDS from Venezuela and Cuban conscripts, alongside their Russian advisors. This is Red Dawn, the real deal, and Americans should find joy in know John Bolton flashed a notepad today, which said “5,000 troops of Colombia.”
READ IT FOR YOURSELVES, FUCKERS.
White House spokesman's explanation for Bolton's "5,000 troops to Colombia" memo on his legal pad: "As the President has said, all options are on the table." pic.twitter.com/3ZOtMGwjxB
— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) January 28, 2019
This, of course, is bullish for stocks, as America fixes new ways to sack oil from poor countries. Consider this, Venezuela has the largest oil reserves in the world — at 297 billion barrels, or 10x America’s, even after all of our stupid fracking.
That’s right, MOAR than House of Saud.
Remember when Trump said we should’ve taken the Iraqi oil? Well, here’s his chance to exchange American blood for oil. Do you think he’ll take it? Perhaps the proceeds will be used to, dare I say, PAY FOR THE FUCKING WALL?
So where did it all go wrong for Maduro? What was the tipping point that led John Bolton and his stupid fucking mustache to want to attack him and his supporters?
Observe.
Don’t fuck with the petro-dollar.
UPDATE: Take the oil
"We're in conversation with major American companies now…It would make a difference if we could have American companies produce the oil in Venezuela. It would be good for Venezuela and the people of the United States." – John "Chickenhawk" Bolton, servant of Swamp King Trump. pic.twitter.com/M8rl8UqAdm
— HootHootBerns #RunBernieRun?? (@HootHootBerns) January 28, 2019
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Isolationism led to WW2 You don’t have access to the information the Prez does. Let him handle the foreign policy Cap’n Fly.
Isolationism and ignoring foreign threats led to WW2.Pullling out of Syria was probably a mistake, (I think it was), but that doesn’t ,mean that protecting US interests in this hemisphere and sending a strong message to a dictator with an army that stands NO CHANCE against the USA is necessarily a bad thing.
Are you fuckin’ CRAZY or something? Sending troops into
foreign countries leads to war! What “US interests” are there
in Colombia besides trying to depose their leader and steal oil?
Better to crush the ftards on our door step, stop their invasion of our southern border and keep their oil out of China’s hands than send thousands of troops half way around the world to protect the arabs oil.
Agree! Plus 100
Real American foreign economic policy:
You can be a tin-pot dictator and commit genocide and sundry atrocities, and we’ll refrain from fucking you up as long as America citizens aren’t getting filleted on TV and shit…
But if you so much as hint at selling oil in any currency other the USD… well there, my friend, regime change is instantly on the horizon… the hegemony of the almighty petrodollar is sacrosanct and simply inviolable… doesn’t matter who is in the White House… play ball or regime change happens here.
No war is “costly” if it preserves the petrodollar… you can’t put a price on domination and any price is a bargain if it keeps us on top, be it payable in blood, toil, or treasure… be thankful we have the petrodollar… support its immortal continuity… give your children enthusiastically, knowing they fight for keeping the US strong…
I’m not being sarcastic… embrace this shit and feel lucky…
not fair? not right? not moral?
grow up
This president who, like Obama, got elected on a promise to get us out of costly wars, is in charge of nothing. And you, who after seeing the disastrous results which followed from you and your fellow idiots going along in child-like deference with the post-9/11, “DC knows best” programming, should take some time to learn before speaking/writing.
Let Trump handle foreign policy! LOL. I wonder what Putin told him to do this time.
Hi, my name is Jim Rogers and I’m buying more commodities, especially gold and silver bc Trump wants commodities to go up.
now if only monsieur le flea wrote such an oped for the NYT, WashPo, et al
truth! 😀 😛 🙂
Dear Resource Rich Countries,
We’ve got a great big, beautiful military with high tech weapons and young men who are willing to go to foreign lands and kill you for money ..and for the respect they win from folks like pirate. All we require is that you trade your stuff in USD and that a decent chunk of the extraction business goes to companies that we favor. Is that too much to ask?
I just KNEW you would chime in with the typical anti-American horsesh-t . Did you FORGET 9/11?!? I did NOT – and I NEVER will. You want Iran, AlQaeda, isis, Hamas etc at our doorstep? If you hate the USA and love Russia, Obama and Iran so much then maybe you should stop investing in the world’s greatest equity market, move to Tehran and become roomies with B. HUSSEIN Obama – the WORST President in US history who gave us the Iran deal that YOU said Trump should not have torn up. Or maybe go live in Moscow or Carcas and invest over there and tell us how wonderful it is?
*Caracas not “Carcas”
Obama was far worse than you thought. He actually made the Peanut Farmer look good… and I thought it would have been impossible to do that.
HUSSEIN OBAMA=TRAITOR IN CHIEF.
No, I think it’s pretty fair, considering the alternative.
That mustache is so fucked.
Reminds me of Hitler’s.
Zuela will be a walk in the park compared to Arabia.
Trump is not capable, or Bolton. The US has proven time and again that it is not capable of effective long term policy. This will be another disaster.
Intervention always leads to vacuums when we leave, and therein lies the problem, like Iraq. We’ll fuck this up too.
Well you loved that OG as long as stirring the pot drove traffic to the site and relished the coming chaos.
Remember how exercised you were about Comet Pizza? And how concerned you were about John Podesta’s pool parties?
And her emails!
Blood Thirsty Trumptards are Terrifying
It’s a trick you morons
Regards
Chuck Bennett
a real possibility as well…
Depose a leader and place American oil companies. Where have i heard that before?
That MF worked for Nixon in the 70’s. Didn’t he learn his lesson form the Iran/Shah fiasco?
OF course, I guess for pro-military-industrial warhawks, Iran is a resounding success.