iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PREPARE FOR MOAR

It was a fine close. Let it be noted that not only have you exceeded your authority to comment on financial matters, but you also have offended and injured me deeply with your ignorance. This is precisely the type of close one likes to see.

One enjoys the tinder to cast an orange hue just before roasting the flesh of the uninitiated. You’ve never traded in markets like this, because you were born a short while ago, and have zero life experience in bear markets. Let me educate you how this works — FUCKED FACE.

Markets will sashay, even glide, higher for the balance of January. LateFAGS will then Bogart in fast, hoping to catch a quick score, only to be horrifically executed by a fast and sloppy blade.

You’d be wise to refrain from shorting stocks until the charts break lower. That’s all you have to do is wait. Quit trying to anticipate where stocks are going and simply look at them now.

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9 comments

  1. WrongView

    It’s a fine perspective and good advice, but your ‘style’ gets tiresome.

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  2. it is showtime

    This blog MUST CHANGE its name if a bear market is confirmed to “Fry”

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    • heckler

      He did used to have an iBC bear that would show up now and again

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  3. pacel5

    Awesome! I love this guy… (Translation: buy more or stay long because their is more room to the upside).

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  4. ferd

    Bah. It’s warning season.

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  5. edge

    Had to travel today. Sold all my longs after about 45 minutes into the session. Bear playsTLT IEF NUGT made a half percent and are in the black now.
    Rebuilding starts tomorrow.

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    I went out long today. I’m worried, but maybe I’m bawse and just don’t know it yet.

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