Placing a Large Directional Bet for Early Gains

This could end up blowing up in my face. But there comes a time along the narrow corridors of risk when one must take it. I’ve been stupefied in cash, discouraged by the violent and severe downside action the past few months. Thanks to my trading prowess, I escaped the death-knell and have come out the other end of a -20% decline relatively unscathed. This morning I keenly and swiftly closed out my DRIP trade and reversed action into GUSH. The subsequent result was a booked profit of 11% in an hour. Annualized, I will be the wealthiest man in America inside of 1 short year. No ladies, Le Fly is not available. Nice try.

I AM BETTING FOR THE MARKET TO RALLY HO NOW and with verve. I am long TNA because small caps should sashay into the FAGBOX this month, an 8% feat from present values. Such a move would place TNA at $60.

I know it’s difficult for you to accept these words, especially since you’ve dedicated yourselves towards the destruction of markets. Ease up and fall back young pea. Markets do not flow with ebbing a bit. Everything occurs in moderation, the subtleties of grandeur are never apparent to those living in the moment. Those stepping back and looking at the nonsense from afar are sometimes able to see what others cannot. I see what they cannot — because they’re ideologues — weak men made from poor genetic code.

We rally from here and the great whores of Wall Street will suck us off and when they’re done, suckle some more.

Top picks: TNA, SLCA, DRV, CC, CLF, NUGT.