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Zero Muscle in the Russell — Small Caps Disintegrated

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There isn’t anything to worry about — believe me. The small caps are weak and I’m brooding a bit — unrelated to the market. Just when you think life is easy, BAM, you get smacked in the face by life.

Barreling into October, one could only wish for something dreadful to happen. But it probably won’t. Right now I’m situated like a clown, mostly in high beta tech stocks strewn in with cannabis and some off-shots that will likely fail. My Quant went mega cap yesterday, $100b+, effectively escaping the wrath of this shit.

For those of you trying to read into this loss, don’t. It’s merely a pit stop en route to more hedonism. All you need to do with genuflect to the altar of capitalism and then wait in the pews for things to work out and then walk out of this place of worship with lots of money.

What will you do with the money? That’s an interesting topic.

Will you save it? Spend it on trendy shit? Travel? More stocks?

Tell me.

I used to spend my money on all of the above, especially trendy shit. Now, with age and wisdom, I’ve calcified around the idea that consumerism is for asshats and my money is best served building an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), designed specifically for offensive purposes only.

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12 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Is this now the hippie pot site?

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  2. ferd

    I will spend it on Chinese stocks that benefit from more chicom domestic consumption. On what will the Chinese consumer spend money?

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  3. bernadette

    at what age did you make it to 7 figures dr fly ? im deeply bankrupt due to 2 much leverage since the last 3 months and cant see a way out, working two jobs and graveyard shift to repump my accounts

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  4. RaginCajun

    I love reading about the (OSC)

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  5. thegametheorist

    I take profits and reinvest above my living expenses. Cuz compounding is real

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  6. totoro

    I just bought a dishwasher made in Germany. It works very nicely 🙂

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  7. totoro

    None of this designed in Germany made in Turkey stuff.

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