Poor People Are Dumb and Dumb People Are Poor

I just got done cavorting in some of the dicier areas of NJ on a real estate expedition. Without casting wide aspersions and insulting stupid people without cause, it should be noted, as an observer of people and their ridiculous actions, that the poor are dumb and the dumb are poor. I mean that both figuratively and literally of course. There is a genetic reason for failure, abject perversion, gauche clothing, poor hygiene, and a general poor demeanor that is both mean spirited and criminal. People with money live gentler lives, and preside over generations of genetic curation. As such, they’re smarter, prettier, and easier to keep company.

This doesn’t mean the rich are a moral kind of people. As a matter of fact, too much money often perverts the mind and creates a vacuum and instills a lack of purpose in a man, which leads to all sorts of bad things.

Case in point, American Pickers. These fucking boomer retards travel the country in search of absolute junk, catering to an upper class in America that obsesses over collectibles. Believe me, I get why people collect. I’ve collected baseball cards, old newspapers, and bodies of my enemies for many years. But these fuckers take hoarding to a next level, sopping up random pieces of brass junk for $500 at a clip — a Harley frame for $10,000, old gas station signs for $300. FUCK YOURSELVES.

I hate these guys

I know some men who collect stocks like junk, with portfolios fitted for morons. I’ve seen portfolios with over 1,000 stocks in it — completely bogged down in mediocrity by men with too much money and not enough wits to grow properly. The most interesting thing to me is watching very smart people do stupid things, especially when it comes to investing. There’s never a reason to own more than 50 stocks. If you do, you’re asking for trouble. There’s no way you can properly keep track of so many positions. More importantly, you’ll never crush the SPY.

You know who you are, you fuckers. You’re the same type with junk in the attic, shit in the basement, fixing on how to hang onto your 4th wife.