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MARKETS COLLAPSE IN WAGNERIAN FASHION DUE TO NOTHING AT ALL

Don’t give me yield curve excuses. And I don’t want to hear about the Fed. Markets fell on no news — nothing at all, not even a single thing. Look at the pin action in the Nasdaq. Totally fucking normal.

I won’t be scared or shaken from my comfy treehouse. Let the poor people worry about jobs or the economy. I own stocks and they’re built for win and supposed to trade higher. As a matter of fact, they will trade higher. You’ll see. Keep betting against progress — see where it get you — you middle earth lookin’ can of corn eating faggot.

I have it in me to absorb ruinous losses and am able to withstand any weather, no matter the climate. But this is easy. Buy the dips, drink gimlets, collect winnings. Repeat.

The 2-10 yield curve is now 23bps, as we barrel towards perdition.

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11 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Oops!

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  2. acehood

    BTMFD

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  3. jacked rabbit

    IFON sales plummeted on trade talks…They were verykool, but not anymore.

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  4. ferd

    I believe I recall seeing Brett Kavanaugh fuck this market.

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    • skalliwag

      I have credible anonymous witnesses who will swear Kavanaugh shot Tupac and Biggie Small.

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        White men used to be able legally lynch negroes en masse without anyone making a fuss about it. Now they can’t even run a train on these slut whores. What the fuck happened to America!? #MAGA

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  5. Phileo99

    this is the famous “sweep the leg” pattern

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