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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BREAKFAST KILLS

Not to make excuses or anything, but I did make a really great French omelette, not color but yellow through and through. I come back to the desk, 10 minutes into trading, and behold a harrowing decline in NIO — which is now halted due to retardation.

The stock had been up 15% pre-market, now fucked.

I’ll end up taking an L on this and also walk away with a lesson, which is — NEVER make yourself breakfast at the market open while holding volatile piece of shit Chinese burritos.

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7 comments

  1. acehood

    Intermittent fasting. Breakfast is for chumps.

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  2. wolfdaddy

    You made a great Looking omelette, however. Probably the most expensive you will ever eat.

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  3. mx2101

    Shortly after 9:30 AM I have stepped out for a quick bagel, cup of coffee, or taken a bathroom break, which turned out to be costly.

    Can’t do much if the CEO calls at 9:30 but otherwise I am learning to be present and attentive at the open and close.

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