Look at Me — I Have No Idea What I’m Doing Now

I’ve gone from complete and utter genius to reprobate knuckle-dragging moron in a little more than a fortnight. Sure, I still have YTD gains that most would be envious of — but my recent foray into the world of high finance has been met with a swift kick to the nuts and groin.

Let me explain.

Everything that was up is now down, and vice versa. This tape is specifically designed to fuck its participants. Look at what I mean.

If you’re trend following, you’re essentially getting your balls boxed in. Tech is lower, but the Russell is up? Good luck trying to play that.

SAAS stocks hammered, but oil up?

No thanks.

I sold my DRIP ‘hedge’ for a quick 6-7% loss. I’ve been booking a lot of those today. I’m now a complete loser at 75% cash, yelling at children for playing on my lawn. I am an idiot of epic proportions, underserving of a computer. If I was my own cold caller, back in the day, I’d snatch away my computer and replace it with a sticky.

Best thing for me to do now is to eat sandwiches at an industrial rate. If I bargain myself into the tape, I’m liable to screw up again. I might as well wait for worldwide panic to grip markets and play the Exodus OS signals. By the way, have I shilled for me new site enough: FreeStockAlgos.com? It is, essentially, a site for those too lazy to take the free trial, or people who’ve had the trial and only like to freeload. Feel free to use it with my compliments.

Signing off now — Monsieur Moron.