Listen to me. I literally know more about stocks than you could learn over 10 separate lifetimes.
Stocks are going to forklift, the fuck, higher tomorrow — reducing all of the pathetic bears into sausages to be eaten by my dogs.
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After the close today there were several very exciting ejaculations in the market.
For one, Amazon missed and ripped higher by 3%.
More important, TEAM annihilated shorts and sped higher by 15%. This is Queen SAAS and should create a halo effect around the entire sector. I know exactly what stocks I want to buy on this news. Stay tuned.
Here are some other stocks moving higher in the after-hours.
BJRI +12%, EXPE +9.9%, ULH +9.8%, NATI +6.7%, CMG +6.3%, EGHT +6.1%, LRCX +6.1%, ELLI +4.8%, BYD +4.1%, CY +3.9%, CYH +3%, LSCC +2.8%, AUY +2.2%, AFL +1.3%, AMGN +1%
Nasdaq futures are +26, and BTC is -4%. This is exactly what we need to get the animal spirits going again — a sordid blend of chicanery that has laid waste to bears in the past and will always lay waste to them in the future. I am going to make so much money tomorrow, I will be involuntarily punching people in the fucking face.
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Any bets on GDP tomorrow? Wake up early, get coffee and a bowl of mushrooms.
2.2, 3.2, 4.2 or 5.2? I have no clue, but it will be a point two.
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Newport is bros drinking Bud Ice, nothing like Nantucket
Untrue. Depends where you go in Newport. Don’t hang around the college crowd. The trade winds is what makes it. Best location in the N east, hands down.
Next time you find yourself in the little Rhode try the waterfront seating on the back side of the Coast Guard House in Narragansett or if you feel like rubbing elbows with the salt of the earth the best ocean front beer in the state, The Ocean Mist, a bar one good storm away from annihilation. Don’t’ bother until post summer crowds after Labor Day.. The truly wealthy know September is the only month to enjoy NE. The cattle can watch Fox news and slave their existence to corporate profits.
Drudge headline linked to +5% gdp number. Holy shit, melt up would be an understatement.
Very cool, Kanye!
Bitcoins are soaring and stocks are melting down