iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Hereby Declare Today ‘Eat a Sandwich Day’

Tech is the only sector worthwhile and that’s a fact. It is, quite literally, doing nothing today. It’s rather amusing to see breadth at exactly 50% and the entire complex flat for the session. This is your cue to head out early and go to the beach.

As for sandwiches, I just had some coppa delicately placed between two pieces of very rustic tuscan with a little Dijon added afterwards. Only fucking retards put mayo on sandwiches and morons place the mustard into the sandwich before placing it into the panini press. I know what some of you god damned idiots will say — “dijon has mayo in it’.

Fuck yourself.

If you had to categorize the condiment in either mayo or mustard, what would it be?

Exactly.

Fly wins again.

My portfolio is flat, just like your face. My Quant is higher by 0.12% — because it is diversified, unlike my batshit crazy trading account. Truth of the matter is, I love this shit too much than to relegate all of the fun to my robots.

Do join us for free trials in Exodus, as they are running on a continuous basis. You may only take 1 over a 6 month period. If you join and do not know what to do, email me and I will hop on a webinar with you for a live demo.

Off to the beach.

Ciao.

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