iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MARKET GOES APESHIT

Republicans are fixing to check Trump’s tariffs games. Also, Amazon said Prime day is going much better than expected. Everything is fucking great again and the SAAS sector is on fucking fire.

Nothing can stop us. The stock Gods are trash and I spit on them.

All of my stocks are heading higher, especially ROKU.

My recent picks, RARE and APPF, are destined for greatness.

I now blog in short sentences — because I am robotically inclined to making money now and do not have the inclination for creative prose.

It is up to you now, the unwashed swine, to think in flowery terms, invest alongside a living legend, bank immense coin.

I’ll be going now.

Good day.

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4 comments

  1. Black Swan

    Trump looks fucked imho.

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    • ferd

      Could be.

      It’s an interesting match-up between the technically sophisticated, experienced, herd manipulators of the deep state/MSM vs the crass, gut-based, button-pushing by Trump.

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      • it is showtime

        I labeled the Game of Chicken in mid march 2017. There are 3-4 intertwining timelines (of it). And I am once again, down the line, proved Unbelievably Prescient.

        And right.

        Dickfucks

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      • Black Swan

        Finally, a line has been found, and crossed. He looks no match for Putin.

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