Get the fuck out of here with this shit.
In an effort to appeal to the youngsters, Goldman is promoting David Solomon, aka DJ D Sol, to CEO of the vampire squid. While I’m sure Mr. Solomon is more than capable of running Goldman — get the fuck out of here with this shit.
DJ D SOL ON THE 1s and 2s
While I appreciate David’s desire to be a fucking man child, spinning EDM tunes for rich folk, I really can’t stand too much more of this timeline. I want to be inserted back into the Matrix. I don’t want to remember any of this. I liked it just fine when the financial system was collapsing. Something happened in 2009 that changed everything. Perhaps the simulation was altered and now we have a reality teevee star as our leader and now a fucking DJ running our best bank.
Sorry, I want out.
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