I planted a triple upside IQ crop last week that has grown into a real beauty, believe me. By tomorrow, I fully expect the share price to rage higher, going above $40 — making me an extremely rich man. With the money I make from this investment, the proceeds can go towards science to help cure diseases, the homeless, and of course starvation.
I envision myself on the deck, drinking gimlets, having my illegal Mexican servants harvesting my crops. I’ll be in the shaded area, away from the skin cancer, whilst everyone else swelters in the hot sun, collecting money for me.
My IQ is so high, it’s almost unbelievable. Just 30 minutes ago I was so melancholy and was behaving like such a drama queen, but now my mood is appreciably better, as I bear witness to a magnificent rally in this splendid Chinese equity.
I AM CHAMPION OF ALL THE KINGS. THE GREATEST COCKSMITH WHO HAS EVER LIVED. ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO MY EXISTENCE AND STARE AT THE GRAVEL AS I SASHAY TO AND FRO.
Good day.
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Bought some IQ puts 1 minute before the bell. Was looking for bless over from nflx
I wouldn’t be surprised if it gaps open above 37 tomorrow. Dont get too excited
Yeah, you have a point.
The Options suck anyway IV through the roof
Netflix earnings just killed all tech.
Er, as you know …in the scene you selected, the gladiator was in the next life.
With Netflix and all of its shitty original showings out of the way, maybe it’s time for IQ to go to centennial town