I’ve been holding this stock for more than a month, a life time for my discretionary account. By the grace of God, markets are cratering lower today and mostly all of my positions are higher, some appreciably so.
In this case, FIZZ is busting tits to the upside, fork lifting shorts by their under-garments and tossing them into open fire pits.
Clearly, as you can see by this chart, the stock is heading much higher.
The chart does not lie, you incredible faggot. You know damned well FIZZ will get bought out inside of two years, maybe sooner. Everyone with style and a mind for health loves La Croix. Personally, I prefer coconut and cherise limon flavors. But others are just fine too.
Markets are impossible to trade. What you need to do is attain extreme talent, like me, or get some software that could fire out some algorithmic trades, also like me. Otherwise, you’re simply dicking around with charts like some sort of broke-backed broker from the 90s, plainly and evidently retarded.
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$FIZZ will soon do the $100 roll, and MOAR
Don’t have any opinions on the chart, but La Croix has died a hard death in this house. Can’t stand it anymore. Have replaced La Croix with Cawston Press sodas – not as healthy as La Croix, but much better tasting and still more healthy than a Coke.
More likely it’s all Faygo flying off the shelves.