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THE FLY WAS UNFAZED BY TODAY’S DELETERIOUS MARKET ACTION

Whilst some were out and about ruining their lives on twitter, losing teevee shows, or vast amounts of money — Le Fly was out escaping the pangs of a horrible market session. Like a magician weaving thru raindrops wrought with poison, I ended the session higher, in some cases, appreciable so — led by gains in BILI, FIZZ, ENPH, IQ and XLU.

Over in quant world, I fucking crushed the SPY — producing a flat return, even though I am long CVI.

Hear this now and hear it with a clear head and clean ears: THE FLY CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED. HIS GAINS WILL CONTINUE UNINTERRUPTED, ACCOMPANIED BY WANTON SPLENDOR AND ALL OF THE TRIMMINGS OF DECADENCE THE HEDONISM GODS HAVE TO OFFER.

I’m now heading out to the gym to lift some heavy items. Go ahead and try to stop me.

Pro-tip: you can’t.

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16 comments

  1. acehood

    Flat? There was plenty of green out there.

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  2. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    oFuck
    oYou all

    No record highs. 4 month mark

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    • paradox

      Sorry, but that’s fake news. Russell just hit new record high recently…not a great indicator of risk off.

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      • it is showtime
        it is showtime

        Dow and spy.
        that’s where the manipulator psywar was focused
        that’s where the hole was punched. at the end of jan.

        DOES THE FUCKING NIGHTLY NEWS REPORT THE RUSSELL, YA’ FUCK

        naz was forced into a midmarch record high as part of the circle jerk but the fang-type manipulation which i said in 2014 glaringly got its start, did not cutoff the crack 4 months ago

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        • paradox

          What do I care what the nighty news reports? (though me mentioning that the Russell is hitting new highs and you starting with the obscenities is kind of asymmetric as responses go, imho)

          A good part of me wouldn’t mind seeing this market’s games finally catch up to it, but I also try to divorce my personal feelings from my book and analysis, so objectively speaking, the Russell hitting new highs is not what I would want to see if I was short US indexes.

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          • it is showtime
            it is showtime

            I’m following… very… longterm… themes… and timelines
            The context of my statement may have other concerns?
            Needing prefacing every time, on a quick summarizing
            representing many other things and narratives?

            Wanna think twice before dipping your truthtelling-urge ego, onto, a truthteller?
            Wanna have, some kind of, nuance and discernment? At all?
            That maybe, saying “Record Highs” is not an
            Absolute-universal assertion??

            L O L?

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          • it is showtime
            it is showtime

            Or do you want to go through this whole discussion again,
            At the 5 month mark.

            Lol

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  3. ironbird

    This Italy thing is somewhat interesting. Is it even a real country. Does Sicily truly run the mafia. What the fuck is the Vatican exactly.

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    • ericbakerbruce
      ericbakerbruce

      Well they do make Ducati’s

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      • ironbird

        Exactly. Like Spain with Catalonia and the Basque. Only with a huge bond market. They say.

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    • ferd

      You should go check out the Vatican. There’s a statuary hall packed with male nude after male nude …a couple hundred yard’s worth. And some ironbirdish pope went through and broke each and every schlossen off of the statues …to remove temptation I guess.

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      • ironbird

        Nice try ferd. The only men afraid of cock and balls are fucking faggots and bull dykes. The past is a fake tranny getting castrated over some war somewhere that may or may not exist.

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  4. awanka

    Mr. Fly laughs when the markets are down!

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  5. ferd

    Lord Soros is sounding it is showtimeish.

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  6. macpatton

    While we all were burning our wieners this weekend a few people were getting juiced at Cloudbreak. Those twenty foot glassy faces look sick. The swell came through on the 26th and 27th.
    https://www.tracksmag.com.au/video/watch-yesterdays-xxl-cloudbreak-session-491803

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