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Reminder: Trump’s National Security Advisor, John Bolton, Wants to ‘Celebrate in Tehran’ Before 2019

Trump nuked the Iranian nuke deal today and reapplied sanctions on that devilish regime. In back of Trump, confident, was John ‘Fucking’ Bolton — Trump’s new national security advisor.

German companies have been instructed to wind down operations in Iran.

Meanwhile, it’s worth reminding readers that Bolton has been literally calling for war and regime change in Iran for quite some time and even promised to a ‘Free Iran’ captive audience that they would, in fact, be celebrating in Tehran by the end of 2019.

Watch.

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48 comments

  1. joyous__ending
    joyous__ending

    Iran sucks. Crush ’em.
    The regime falls in 2022 and President Donald Trump will visit Tehran in the summer of 2024.

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    • ferd

      Another armchair traitor happy to send others’ kids to war.

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      • acehood

        There’s a draft?

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      • joyous__ending
        joyous__ending

        Your debate skills are a joke, just making things up.
        Allow your brain to consider a wide range of possibilities absent direct military confrontation with the Iranian regime.

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        • mensch

          So you think Trump will visit Tehran in 2024 without shots fired?

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          • joyous__ending
            joyous__ending

            Yes, as all oppressive regimes collapse. The Moolahs can’t run it forever, Iranian people too smart.

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  2. dopefeller

    I thought Hillary was going to be the war president?

    LOL

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    • infinitezuul

      This war is between Israel and Iran, orchestrated by Bolton to make up for the accidental extreme power imbalance he created in the region with the invasion of Iraq.

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      • ferd

        It wasn’t Bolton who though up this idiocy …he’s just another sociopathetic errand boy.

        It was necons here and in Israel that concocted the plan for the invasion of Iraq (and a bunch of other countries). Your post makes it sound like we did this to Israel and that they’re innocent victims. Well, yup, we did it to Israel …but at THEIR psycho leadership’s behest.

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    • mensch

      She was going to be the war president. They all are.

      The one choice you won’t be allowed to have is an anti-war president. Literally everything else is on the table, which was more or less proven with the nomination and election of our current president.

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      • heckler

        That’s bullshit Bernie was the peace candidate.

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        • mensch

          Not the nominee. In fact the Dem party machinery undermined him in every way possible even though he was probably a better candidate. Ron/Rand Paul same thing on the right.

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          • chuck bennett

            I’m talking Bernie wasn’t the anti war guy.

            The Paul’s were out only hope.

            Regards

            Chuck Bennett

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        • chuck bennett

          No he wasn’t.

          Said it himself. Bomb bomb Iran. Him and John Mc.

          Regards

          Chuck Bennett

          Ps. He is going to North with out war, maybe this is the same. Certainly seems that way.

          Except for Israel of course

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          • heckler

            WRONG!

            Look Chuck, we both had the same information going into the vote. Just because you and Fly got cucked by the Trump Crime Syndicate doesn’t mean I’m incorrect. Take some time to reflect if you need it. Bernie and Trump had very similar trade and foreign policy campaign’s. It’s true we don’t know what today would look like with a different president but c’mon you guys Trump ONLY cares about himself. You have to see that by now.

            Anyway, I agree about the Paul’s, I like those guys just fine… I even went to a Ron Paul rally once. It was awesome. Like 30 people on the University of Washington campus and he actually got up on a milk crate and yelled at us for 10 mins or so. Old S=school and still cool

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          • chuck bennett

            Dip shit

            I watched the Democratic debate. Did you?

            Then you heard Bernie agree with the other two shit bags. No fly zones, regime change and such.

            I forgive your ignorance.

            Paul and Trump were the only two out of the Rep dirt bags who didn’t say that.

            We will see.

            Regards

            Chuck Bennett

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  3. bountyhunter1

    I hear the nite life in Bagdad is finally humming. When should we puts bids in on condo in Tehran?

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    • mensch

      I hear it has been in Tehran for a while behind closed doors, since just about everything fun is illegal there.

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  4. ferd

    Israel cannot win a conventional war with Iran.

    Remember, it was not that long ago, our ally Saddam Hussein, backed by the mighty US and NATO warred for years with Iran with no success. And then, as now, Iran was operating under severe sanctions. …and Iraq was right on their border with advantages that Israel does not have.

    So if Israel gets their war, what do you think Trump will do when “victim” Israel come calling? Our armed services are not making their recruiting goals even now. Are you up for a ground war in mountainous Iran to satisfy your lust for easy regime change. How ’bout when your kids are called up?

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    • joshua

      So wait a minute. Israel and the JEWS secretly controls the world with their big swinging dicks. Yet they can’t win a war with anyone. That’s some fucking retard level logic. I know NWO conspiracies are all the rage and shit…. but really that is stupid…. Really, we only care about Israel a lot of actual grown adults believe Zombie Jesus is gonna rise from his tomb and save the world or some shit.

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      • ferd

        Exactly. They cannot win a conventional war without outside help. You’re slow, but you’re catching on.

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        • slowmo

          Again, Ferd, reality intrudes. The JOOS won conventional wars without outside help against the combined armies of Egypt, Syria, Jordan in 1967, and the combined armies of Egypt and Syria in 1973.

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    • slowmo

      Ferd, I know you have a rather thin grasp on reality—but separated by more than 1,100 miles, explain how this “conventional war” is going to take place.

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  5. soupbone

    I doubt Trump gives a shit about Isreal. They are holding lands back which is useful in the meantime.

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  6. stocksnblondes
    stocksnblondes

    The timing all makes sense now. Trump rushed to announce his decision today (even though he had several more days before the Iran deal extension deadline) because Israel was planning to launch an attack on Iran/Syria.

    Here is what happens next: Israel starts war with Iran/Syria. America jumps in (along with the Saudis/Gulf Countries behind the scenes) and together they take down the Iranian regime.

    I called this the day Tillerson was ousted right around the same time Netanyahu and the Saudi Prince Salman visited the White House consecutively.

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    • mensch

      I love how everyone assumes that Iran will lose. I’ll list some reasons why they might not:

      1. Iran would view this as a war of survival; the West is war-weary and the most motivated enemies of Iran, Saud and Israel, have smaller armies that are occupied elsewhere (SA internally and Israel with Gaza/Palestine/Syria).

      2. Iran is hard to get to. Most likely would have to cross the Gulf for entry. SA has long been uncomfortable with having infidel armies on its soil and hard liners like the Wahabbis might react violently.

      3. Iran is one of the few countries in the region that has not recently been destroyed by war or unrest and does have some advanced equipment from their friends in Russia and China. The West would have clear superiority but it might be a smaller advantage than it has had in any war since Vietnam.

      4. Iran has a BIG population. Absent the current regime, who supports the new one? It would take a lot of troops on the ground to suppress a populace that would almost surely be extremely motivated to kill the invaders.

      5. The US is broke. Saud probably is. Who knows about Israel; they would probably spend their last shekel to end the Mullahs. Either way, this would be a clownishly expensive war assuming regime change is the goal.

      6. Oil. For a lot of reasons. If anything regarding its collection, processing and transfer is greatly affected in Saud (think Iranian sympathizers bombing refineries/pipelines) it could go way up. I do think the Saudis want higher oil, but if it were to double overnight, the West would be ruined. Also war with Iran means China gets all the Iranian oil at a discount and moves even closer to an Eastern axis of Russia-China-Iran to counter the West.

      7. I hinted at it above, but Iran is capable of waging proxy wars in both Israel (Hezbollah) and Saudi (large Shia population). They would surely pull all of these strings. Both Israel and Saudi would effectively be police states for the duration. Well more than they already are.

      I’m sure most of jingoist America-firsters probably think that the above is lunacy, but recall that no one thought Saddam would lose in Iran (some would say it was the beginning of his end), the US would fail in Vietnam, or the Russians in Afghanistan.

      But by all means, let’s do it. Should be good for $ITA.

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      • chuck bennett

        I agree with Mench.

        Regards

        Chuck Bennett

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      • stocksnblondes
        stocksnblondes

        Never said it would be a cakewalk, but you’re kidding yourself if you don’t think the US & Co. could quickly defeat Iran’s regular military. If nothing else, the playbook of establishing air superiority and then filling the skies with planes/drones would come into play.

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      • Black Swan

        “assuming regime change is the goal.” – you know very little about Iran.

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  7. soupbone

    Over reacting youse are all. Trump playing cards. The only do not go zone is Russia so if that relationship is threatened in terms other than for mass media consumption then watch out. But up till now it’s all renegotiation after the Ohbama tenure.

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    • ferd

      That is a possibility …a very remote one. It is far more likely that Trump is being played. How many wars that are not in our interests must we be manipulated into before we figure out who’s playing whom?

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  8. Lyndon Keltner
    Lyndon Keltner

    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/386802-stormy-daniels-lawyer-cohen-may-have-used-money-from-putin-tied

    Why is Trump such a piker?

    Did he really need to bother to ask Putin/his sugar daddy for an amount as trivial as $500k?

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    • mensch

      Why are you always trying to change the subject to Trump/Putin manlove?

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    • heckler

      Witch Hunt!!!

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      • Lyndon Keltner
        Lyndon Keltner

        Any tally re: number of witches hunted so far? Number of indictments? and convictions?

        Those figures kept growing they require constant updating.

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        • heckler

          I’m just waiting to see how N Korea is also some shady backdoor bullshit deal built on lies… feels like that’s coming, doesn’t it?

          Trump campaigned on this move, but the Deal Maker is a Deal Breaker, IRL. I’m just glad I got a tax cut worth a one year costco membership! And had a little fun along the way.

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          • Lyndon Keltner
            Lyndon Keltner

            Now you’re making references that a good portion of the iBankCoin demo (i.e., the Fox News only crowd) wouldn’t understand.

            I do always enjoy your comments. Your excellence in sneakdissing/sardonic sarcasm shines brightly on this site.

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          • heckler

            I appreciate that good sir. This is the only blog I read because I love Fly and the people here. I honestly try my best.

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  9. moonshot

    Would war with Iran be good for the Saudi oil IPO?

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    • mensch

      Definite yes unless the world ends or Saudi oil assets are substantially damaged.

      The latter is unlikely.

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      • chuck bennett

        I like the way you guys are thinking.

        No war, this is North Korea again.

        It’s too obvious Israel wants war. Therefore, in my opinion it can’t happen.

        Regards

        Chuck Bennett

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  10. sweetbillyv

    I think I do too. The world is better off without Saddam.

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  11. Black Swan

    My 22 year old son went traveling around Iran last year. Lovely place, lovely people.

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  12. ironbird

    Jesus Christ. You people are fucking insane. Relax your opinion means fuck all. Now who will win the World Cup.

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