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Tesla Goes Bankrupt
Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 — Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 1, 2018
Now look at this.
Tesla bonds keep falling. pic.twitter.com/sdcZaGDRWc
— Lisa Abramowicz (@lisaabramowicz1) April 2, 2018
Here is the issue at hand.
Tesla has more than $10 billion in debt and a shrinking capital base, as the stock descends into anarchy.
With the recent fatal accident involving a model 3, which led to a recall of 123,000 vehicles. Many believe this will hurt sales. If sales are hurt, then the burn rate increases. If that happens, TSLA will need to raise cash, which will be hard to do as the stock banks lower and the bonds drop in value.
This is, essentially, a death spiral.
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If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter“Not only do you need to ramp this product, but you are going to have to make sure the quality improves as you ramp it,” Langan told CNBC Monday.
“[There are] a lot of challenges ahead. This is really a very important year. This is the future of the company with the Model 3, and it’s not starting off very well,” Langan said on “Squawk on the Street.”
“The Tesla Autopilot crash … is obviously raising concerns about that system, whether it’s fully safe,” said Langan. He said having the word “autopilot” as part of the name may not be wise since drivers are still required to have some level of awareness while driving in autopilot mode.
“That raises concerns about liability and that system,” he said. “Maybe it needs some form of driver monitoring to ensure that the driver is aware.”
Langan said investors are also worried about Model 3 production.
“And on top of it, some of the initial reviews from customers, they’re finding issues with this car,” he said. “They’re going to have to work those out.”
Langan said Tesla should increase production of the Model 3 by 2018’s third quarter or it will have to raise capital.
“I think the way that they’d like to do it is ramp the Model 3 and then raise the capital for the Model Ys,” Langan said. “If they can’t get it ramped that puts them in a more challenged position than [Tesla has been] historically.”
He said Tesla will likely have to raise more than $1 billion.
“The billion will keep them going,” he said. “It bides them more time to ramp the Model 3.”
On April 1, Elon Musk tweeted an April Fool’s joke that Tesla had gone bankrupt.
Langan said the company is far from going bankrupt.
But he said, “I don’t think it’s something I would be joking about.”


Smart guy, but terrible CEO. This is nothing to joke about–the Elon Musk premium is fading and the hard numbers are becoming reality for TSLA shares.
They won’t go bankrupt because Musk can afford to fund TSLA himself if it comes down to it. He can keep the party going for a while…
Bingo. And if TSLA isn’t going bankrupt, the stock shoudl hold $250 for a few days.
Of course, if they aren’t goign bankrupt, then the TSLA bonds are probably a better buy than the stock…
Closed out my TSLA long. The top may be $274, but you can’t ignore a 1-day 6% spike on no news.
bad juju Elon Bad Juju
how many pedestrians get killed each year by non Tesla vehicles, and a driver at the wheel?
As a proportion, far fewer get killed by drivers than by robots. Do the math.
let’s do the math .. the sample size for robot vehicles is too small to make it statistically significant … so your proportinal math is crap
LOL!
All of 2017 I was thinking “if there’s one guy that’s gonna get tarred and feathered, it’s Musk.”
I was never able to structure a short sale, but congrats to all those that are banking coin.
noone here is banking coin short tesla except maybe bluestar
I’m short Tesla although I had to do it as a pair trade with aapl because it was just too unpredictable until recently.
No comment from Juice? LOL, wot a fag.
here’s a comment … you articles on TSLA were run of the mill well-known low road tripe
pay attention to some good writing and thinking on the subject unlike your gutter trash
http://adventuresincapitalism.com/2018/03/29/tesla-learns-reflexivity/
I would argue that TSLA shares have been overpriced for a while. This means that their cost of capital (through the equity market) was below-market rate for quite a while, yet they still have had cash-flow issues. What does this tell you about the profitability of their business model?
TSLA knows how to design cars, but not much on manufacturing them.
But perhaps the bloody community organizing marxist Hussein Obama can help Musky continue his dream…