A Sublime Harmony of Mathematical Precision (SHOMP)

Look at you idiots trifling with charts, pretending to have an idea what you’re doing. It’s like watching an illiterate pretending to read a newspaper upside down. On this Easter, do yourselves a favor and rejoice as Zombie Jesus comes back from the dead to exact revenge upon his assassins.

Step into a world of treasure and mystery via Exodus — a computerized learning machine that will eventually eliminate all investment advisors. After their jobs have been taken from them, we will then begin the process of cleaning the planet from their wasteful existences and orbital space cannon (OSC) their asses into dust.

Have a look at our clean oversold signal this past month. Very precise, don’t you agree?

While some of you might read this and say ‘it’s too early for this sort of shit.’ You might add, ‘if I wanted to subscribe to the damned thing, I’d do it — leave me alone.’ While this might be true with ‘traditional services’, it does not apply to Exodus. Membership has its privileges and aside from making swaths of money via mathematical precision, members also are excluded from the orbital death-ray and will henceforth be protected under the auspices of “The Fly.”

Recent ‘pin action’ in the markets have forced our machines to learn new stress levels, since the old ones are quickly becoming irrelevant. Back when I created it, I knew that markets changed and in order to stay relevant, the software would need to ‘learn’ new markets. For members, we do this via the early dated signals (3mo, 6mo, 12mo). As this market narrative plays out, so will the effectiveness of the signals. As you can see from the chart above, with ten years of active service in the books, my time machine is still operating at the very highest of levels.

Off to see about walking my coyote.