We all walked into today’s session cow-eyed, hoping that President Trump’s great big assed stock market could defy the odds and lift higher. After yesterday’s abysmal session, I looked forward to today, but no more. All I see around me is sheer bleakness, marked by trade wars and an orange hue around the White House — which is a carousel of fuckey on a scale unseen since the days of the Mad King George III of England.
Tech stocks are being absolutely poleaxed in a most harrowing manner. My SOXL has boxing my face off, almost as much as my LABU. Fortunately, I’ve got a runner in GEVO this morning, which is partly offsetting the losses. But that’s a small position and the meat and potatoes of my larger account, the quantitative one, is getting RAPED by 0.8% now. It is no different from being trapped in a horror house with door knobs that spin and spin and spin, but do not let the door open.
I am trapped lads and I cannot get out. Maybe I do not want to get out. Maybe, just maybe, my fatalism is in fact real and all of what you thought was a facade is actually real — an unhinged forty one year old man armed with an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) — designated for ‘offensive purposes only.’
Here is the shakedown.
Due to Trump’s mental ailments, shares of AMZN are Mcplunging lower — which is probably upsetting for Mr. Bezos — a man who we all love and admire for his Amazonian ways. NFLX is also lower in a horrible way. The FAANG sector, representative of an appalling $2.94 trillion in market capitalization, is off by another 2%. A great big dick is raping the tech sector now and there is nothing Tim Cook can do about it, other than gawk and leer at the spectacle of it all.
On the upside are REITs and services, led by department stores, drugs, and a sundry of consumerism idolatry.
Let it be known, this battle isn’t finished and Le Fly will exact his revenge. It will be grande and numerous and also terrible. You will rue the day you bet against me. In a most unfortunate series of events, I will end up kicking your head around like a soccer ball. Taking the Nasdaq down another 50 is a very, very, serious charge, one that I hope you are ready to answer for.
Good day.
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Tim Cook should offer his ass(hole) cuz it’ll be the big cocked silver dick with massive golden balls that will show up at later date and rape the rapists.
MSFT, AAPL, FB, MU currently up and will most definitely finsih Green
The Millenium trifecta (AMZN, TSLA, NFLX) are all down 5%
Covered my TSLA short. What a glorious 2 days.
Ah, Mr. Fly. What was it that finally changed your mind on Trump.
He’s retarded
You just realized that?
Sell SPY on Monday, can’t wait
FANG is an easy double from here in 2-3 years.
No fucking way.
Your first mistake is saying “FANG,” as if all 4 companies are equally valued. That shows that you don’t like to do investment homework and prefer mometum/sheep investing. Unfortunately, MoMo is a double-edged sword. Look at TSLA.