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NASDAQ REKT: MICROSOFT TO BAN GAMERS WHO USE OFFENSIVE FUCKING LANGUAGE

Big Brother is peering over your shoulder and is one day going to toss you into a cold, damp, cell for saying the word “motherfucker.”

Here’s Microsoft, in the latest salvo of big tech testing the totalitarian waters, banning foul language for already degenerate gamers. GOOD LUCK with that.

“Don’t publicly display or use the Services to share inappropriate content or material (involving, for example, nudity, bestiality, pornography, offensive language, graphic violence, or criminal activity).”

“In the Code of Conduct section, we’ve clarified that use of offensive language and fraudulent activity is prohibited.”

What’s also noteworthy is a little disclosure on the bottom which said they “reserve(s) the right to review Your Content” when it’s “investigating alleged violations of these Terms.”

HAHAHAHA.

MSFT is getting Donkey Punched, but not because Hitler is running the company, but because the Nasdaq is getting fucking destroyed.

The violence of this downturn has just about negated all tech gains enjoyed during yesterday’s record session. This is the reason why I chose SPY for quantitative buys over QQQ.

Bonds have become a safe haven once again, and rates are dropping.

There is nothing particularly remarkable about today’s decline, other than the suddenness of it. First it started with some semis and some oils. The Dow diverged and kept gains. Now both Dow and Nasdaq are sharply lower and people can’t stop talking about NVDA.

NOTEWORTHY: My ‘Bubble Basket’ consisting of traditionally expensive stocks is off by 4% to new YTD lows. And, my social networking index is getting spear’d — thanks to the heart attack drop in TWTR.

Utes and REITs are bucking the trend, typical of a risk off tape. My sense, people have the jitters over the crackdown in tech and have tossed in the towel. This too shall pass. I am still boolish on this move and will hold my positions until nearly next week.

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31 comments

  1. it is showtime

    isnt that just too bad

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    • natehois

      I don’t get why you like when the market gets crushed. If nobody has any money, who’s going to buy all that tentacle hentai porn you make?

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  2. lesurgeon

    Jesus Christ.

    The charts were trying to tell us.

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    • oilerua

      how possible , market was ready to monster rally and blast off supid fools and meh&meh

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  3. thinair

    The shorts are probably idiots and have low IQs and should quit. When will you get back in the fazmobile, at the bottom? And will you throw out your dirty socks before 135? How about he next penny stock runner? Hey, maybe it’s time to panic out of the biotechs, since they are the most inflated of all sectors.

    You are a true fucked face clown. Please ban me.

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  4. oilerua

    the kind of selling says ” atop ” and ” lower prices ahead “

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  5. juice

    Sac sticking pins in his Netanyahoo voodoo doll finally worked

    PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU TAKEN TO HOSPITAL: ISRAELI MEDIA

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  6. numbersgame

    Damn, my long tech positions are now larger than my short NFLX. I mean, I’m happy AF that NFLX finally shit below 300, but if the PPT doesn’t hit the button then the sheep are going to panic.

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  7. NON Solo

    Way oversold. The retest the low fags are coming out of their closets.

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    • numbersgame

      F that.
      The bulls have every advantage this week. Easter, End of Q, coming off a shallacking last week. Balls in you court, buddy: don’t drop it or ‘retest” will be optimistic. The only way things woudl be better is if some CB announced an emergency rate cut or QE4.

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    • numbersgame

      Found your retest the low guys. Tyler just put a post with a chart and the literal phrase, “Presented without comment…”, and his Faithful are all over it:

      https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-27/spot-odd-day-out

      It’s not until post 23 that somone points out that the chart is wrong. Looking at the chart, any even mildly exeprienced investor would question why trading volume would drop 80% one day (especailly a day like Monday!, then go back up).

      I appreciate ZH posts like this, becuase it makes a good anchor on the bias and the Tribe the articles are written for.

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  8. speerothekid

    I’ve been saying rapid volatility is the meta this year. The days of the easy melt up with no consequences are over. V bounces start to look like M’s.

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  9. numbersgame

    “This is the reason why I chose SPY for quantitative buys over QQQ.” Asn SOXL?
    Truth, Fly: if I’m reading your positions right, you went 20% long SPY (down 1.73%) and 5% long SOXL, which was down 19 points (-11.1%).

    That works out to -3.6%, so you would have been better off if you had went with 25% QQQ instead of SPY+SOXL.

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    • Dr. Fly

      My trading acct was wrecked in SOXL today. I wasn’t implying any strategic advantage other than the fact the QQQ is too concentrated and volatile to be used in a systematic account.

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      • numbersgame

        Ok, got it. The SPY was just in your large robo account.

        I guess when you had said that you put 20% into SPY, I didn’t realize that your Exodus account was ever that high in cash. I had assumed that it remained mostly invested.

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  10. Lyndon Keltner

    DRUDGE: TRUMP SUES STOCK MARKET FOR HUMILIATION

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  11. sarcrilege

    well, for as long as hate speech and verbal harassment is not banned, all is good. We are still allowed to say we dont like somebody or something, are we not? Or that comes next? Not allowed to dislike.

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  12. roundwego

    Look at euro, Japan and libor daily chart. The rest of world is leading the crash.

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  13. cancel19

    See what killing the $XIV has done to us!

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  14. fryguy15

    Dear MSFT: FUCK OFF!

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