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Markets Recover After Trump Shows Mercy to Mexico and Canada

What a disappointment. Both Canada and Mexico will be granted mercy by his majesty the King, Blanald Drumpf.

On news of these carve outs — stocks recovered earlier losses. God willing there will be news of even MOAR tariffs soon, in order to ‘even the playing field’ and bring jobbies back to the rusted belt of America. It would be good to see flyover country stop being so pathetic. Quite frankly, I am bored of coastal faggots having all the fun. It would be a nice thing to see corn cobbed fuckers from Ohio with some money and off the public dole.

Get those fuckers out of the house and into their local factory! Go make me a nice piece of steel — fucker.

My quant strategy closed higher by 0.65%. In my tactical account, my top pick is SQQQ.

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10 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Border wall on canada mexico pays

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  2. sarcrilege

    Better NAFTA will iron out details.

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  3. acehood

    Those jobs are never coming back and you know it.

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    • numbersgame

      Trump may support tariffs to “bring back steel jobs” because that plays well to his supporters, but at least the Commerce Dept and DoD agree that the main reason a steel tariff is needed is to ***keep more steel jobs from leaving.***

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    • TJWP

      Is that you Obama?

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  4. clock

    …and as your King; I bless all my followers
    with a steel erection (of USA sorts) 🙂

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  5. ferd

    Re your prior post, if Trump’s tariff boost were a serious effort for fair trade, he would have sought to neutralize those Chicom (and other countries’) fees on imports, instead of just snagging headlines on steel. For now, the we print/you produce paradigm is still operative.

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    • sarcrilege

      …and so it begins, one or more interest rate hikes…this is the trade you might want to keep an eye on. Eurodollar next, bank and sovereign defaults in EU (Baltics, i.e. Latvia..). By end of year, peripherals should be entering inflationary inferno and USD over 110:
      “…traders are borrowing against the low Hibor, selling the Hong Kong dollar to buy the US currency for investments in high-yielding US assets. As more traders pile on to the carry, more pressure is placed…
      https://tinyurl.com/y9vl5nty

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      • moosh

        Kind of like traders buying btc to exchange for shitcoins? How in the world are pm’ s staying so blah? This is great

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  6. joyous__ending

    SQQQ?
    You will get rocked tomorrow on the Korea news.

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