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Asian Markets Open Lower –Cryptos, Gold, Oil Rally

This is literally a shit session. Asian markets are getting punched out because Trump is messing with their export schemes. The NIKKEI is -0.6%, Hang Seng -1.1% — and SPY futures are -0.35%.

Over on the commodity side of things, gold is +0.3%, oil +0.5% and BTC is 1% to the good. I feel like I’m wasting my fucking time even talking about the lack of happenings.

Tonight is Oscar Sunday and Le Fly is a huge fan of cinema. I do not partake in movies — only cinematic works of art. There is no need for me to watch tonight’s circle jerk, however, because there is only one movie worthwhile of the best movie award — Dunkirk.

What to expect tomorrow?

Perhaps a small drop at the open, followed by a fucking short squeeze higher. Mark my words, by the end of this week the market will be measurably higher. It has been foretold — therefore, it shall be ordained.

SHOMP.

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15 comments

  1. jonnybegood2

    You are like Nostradamus but a small-penised Nostradamus

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  2. fryguy15

    Dunkirk sucked

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    • jonnybegood2

      LOL it did suck. But the sound mixing and sound editing was top notch. Not quite the Ghost Helicopter flyover in Apocalypse Now but pretty pretty pretty good …

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  3. probucks

    How good was Dunkirk?

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    Cadet Bone Spurs wants a war so bad. He wants people to think that he is a military.

    https://imgur.com/gallery/P3BWu

    A trade war ain’t as fun as a war war but at least he can act like a tough guy.

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  5. Lyndon Keltner

    /ZB is very shortable from 144’06 and above.

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  6. s.k.

    Dunkirk is a cinematic masterpiece. Best war film of all time.

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