It’s amazing how many of you idiots shorted stocks into the close because the Dow was only up 164. You keep waiting for shoes to drop; meanwhile spears keep getting thrown thru your chest cavity.
Dow futures are +140, Asian markets are sharply higher, and European futures are edge lording a tad higher.
It’s rather humorous, is it not — how dreadful an investor you are. That’s ok, do not feel bad. I will permit you to toss stones at me whenever one of my short vol trades blow up for 100% drawdowns or whenever CNBC visits a crypto-shit proxies office festooned with shit stained rugs, sending shares sharply lower.
I can take it — believe me.
But what I cannot take is stupidity. Quit gambling away your future on everyone else’s being ruined. Join the party and sip on the Kool-aid. It’s quite delicious.
NOTE: The Exodus Quant fund is CRUSHING SKULLS so far and will undergo a radical realignment come March 1st, should everything remain as is.
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Chinks are celebrating – bailouts commenced. Anbang first. Who’s going the get banged next?
Do you always speak in racist terms, casually?
Better question is what is not racist in today’s glorious politically correct marxist times? Oreo cookies are raysist, no? Gentile white sandwiched b/w two blacks, yes?
Is that really a better question?
Am I going to get a lecture on how to casually utter marxist shibboleths?
Just in case you thought I was fucking with you, customary link:
https://tinyurl.com/y77h3u7g
how about this one:
https://tinyurl.com/y7no832k
Could you please buy some stocks and stop being racist,
Thanks.
Shorting the Dow into the close is all my fault. I didn’t read the prospectus—it is all in there. I obviously am getting what I deserve.
clickbait title and article .. as usual ( how many stupids ? 2 ? 3 ? 10 ? )
rofl
please can you write something good so that I be less bored..thanks
Harvest time. Pigs will be slaughtered.