iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ATTENTION PLEBS: Come Bear Witness to My Winship

The government is now shutdown — thank heavens. If you’re even remotely interested in DC politics at this stage of the comedic narrative, you missed the joke and are now wasting time. If markets pullback due to a government shutdown, which should temporarily hit GDP, buy that deep with all of your might — because it will be worthwhile.

In the meantime, I wanted to review my crypto-proxy trading over the past month and change. I challenge any of you midgets to dig deep into your archives and try to come up with anything remotely close to this magnificent display of stock’d market superiority.

All of these trades are posted in real time in Exodus and emailed out to subscribers who opt for the service.

bot GCAP @$8.33 on 11/27/17
sold GCAP @7.27 on 12/22/17
-12.72%

bot MARA @$4.80 on 12/11/17
sold MARA @$5.78 on 12/15/17
+20.4%

bot GROW @$4.79 on 12/11/17
sold GROW @$5.92 on 12/14/17
+23.6%

bot XNET @$14.71 on 12/11/17
sold XNET @$17.40 on 12/14/17
+18.3%

bot PYDS @$2.85 on 12/12/17
bot PYDS @$3.15 on 12/20/17
sold PYDS @$2.50 on 12/22/17
-16.6%

bot SIEB @$11.16 on 12/15/17
sold SIEB @$17.01 on 12/18/17
+52.5%

bot LFIN @11.75 on 12/15/17
sold LFIN @18 on 12/15/17
+53.2%

bot TEUM @$0.79 on 12/15/17
sold TEUM @$1.35 on 12/18/17
+71%

bot NXTD @$1.74 on 12/18/17
sold NXTD @$7.70 on 12/21/17
+343%

bot GSUM @$9.09 on 12/20/17
bot GSUM @9.39 on 12/21/17
sold GSUM @$11.25 on 1/10/18
+21.6%

bot QIWI @$14.45 on 12/20/17
sold QIWI @$14.22 on 12/22/17
-1.5%

bot FH @$1.57 on 12/21/17
sold FH @1.23 on 12/22/17
-21%

bot XNET @$13.89 on 12/26/17
sold XNET @$16.36 on 1/2/18
+17.8%

bot MARA @$4.61 on 12/26/17
sold MARA @$4.17 on 12/29/17
-9.5%

bot CNIT @$1.72 on 1/4/18
sold CNIT @$3.27 1/5/18
+90.1%

bot CCIH @$2.03 on 1/4/18
sold CCIH $2.96 on 1/5/18
+46%

bot IZEA @$4.85 on 1/4/18
sold IZEA @7.63 on 1/16/18
+57.3%

bot RCON @$1.55 on 1/4/18
sold RCON @$1.71 on 1/12/18
+10.3%

bot NCTY @0.81 on 1/5/18
sold NCTY @$1.40 on 1/16/18
+73%

bot KBSF @$4.40 on 1/5/18
Open position

bot INPX @0.22 on 1/9/18
sold INPX @0.30 on 1/10/18
+36.3%

bot NETE @12.24 on 1/9/18
sold NETE @$10.60 on 1/16/18
-20%

bot DPW @$2.24 on 1/10/18
sold DPW @$3.06 on 1/10/18
+36.6%

bot NXTD @$3.32 on 1/10/18
sold NXTD @$2.55 on 1/16/18
-23%

bot SRAX @$5.63 on 1/5/18
sold SRAX @$5.64 on 1/16/18
+0.1%

bot RMGN @$1.00 on 1/10/18
sold RMGN @2.21 on 1/11/18
+120%

bot CNIT @$2.78 on 1/11/18
sold CNIT @$2.68 on 1/18/18
-3.5%

bot XNET @$15.74 on 1/17/18
sold XNET @$17.03 on 1/18/18
+8.2%

bot OSTK @$69.55 on 1/17/18
sold OSTK @$77.69 on 1/18/18
+11.7%

bot PPDF @$7.08 on 1/18/18
Open position

bot CNET @$4.48 on 1/18/18
Open positon

bot AMCN @$1.29 on 1/16/18
Open position

bot LEDS @$4.38 on 1/17/18
Open position

This is, by far, the most prolific I’ve been since early 2010s. I got a lotta more for you — completely and thoroughly tuned in. The Pelican Room inside Exodus is the most busy it has ever been, with hundreds of messages and trades posted per day — maybe thousands. Our servers are taxed to the max — forcing me to seek help to repair the fuckery that is our server set up. Join us, especially if you’ve got something to contribute.

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15 comments

  1. yourlame

    so after years and I mean years of shitty trading of “real stocks” (enough to cause you to leave money management as you called it) you decide to go full degenerate retard with a bunch of blockchain bs stocks stocks and got lucky … congrats. Lets not confuse that with being a good trader.

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  2. uglyflint

    CNET looks like it might shit itself. Grabbed a few for giggles.

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    • moosh

      China stuff is going bonkers, indeud. Nice to sashay in and out (no homo). Seen this before though

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  3. Aanallein

    Nice work!

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  4. MSGT HARTMAN

    Meanwhile Granny bought FB at $75 in large quantities, then GOOG, AMZN, AAPL, MSFT.

    No taxable events, no commissions, no trip to the tax accountant, no staring at screens all day long like a sheep, all stocks are now long term positions taxable at the lower rate.

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    • edge

      I hope your Grandma avoided BlackBerry and Pets.com. GE? Ouch. But you have a point.

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    • Dr. Fly

      First of all, Granny doesn’t own GOOGL. She owns an S&P 500 index fund. Second of all, you might want to take another look at the % gains above. They aren’t +20% — you absolute indexFAG.

      Eat a gas pipe.

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      • sarcrilege

        A 500% gain on $1 gamble will be wiped out by 10% loss on $100 gamble, resulting in a negative P&L statement. Nobody here knows what your load was on each trade; which is what counts at the end. Financial health. Not relative % moves.

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        • moosh

          Sarc, these are all crypto proxy trades. What would make you differentiate the amount you trade per issue?

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          • sarcrilege

            I would allocate very low percentages of trading capital to each crypto trade because I hardly turned 20 when I lived thru dotcom. I actually became a bedroom 1/2 millionaire on paper. Hardly knew wtf I was doing other than calling my broker and listening to his stupid shit like a dummy. And then it was all gone. The s.o.b. never advised me to cash out in time and I was too greedy to do it on my own. Never saw a penny of it other than perhaps 1/4 of my seed money at the end. So, yeah, I have no idea how to diff any of the crypto proxy trades when all it takes is for lemonade company to change name to blockchain and it goes up by 300% in minutes. Same as companies used to do the “dot com” switcheroos. I am too old for this shit now.

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    • narwhal

      It would take Granny 3,000 years to compound those gains.
      Dr Fly, how much is that account up % wise?

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  5. Dr. Fly

    It doesn’t matter. My returns for my trading account are meaningless. I will, however, advertise the quant model returns — since it’s wholly transparent and could be easily verified.

    My trades are fun and inspire productivity. If you cannot see the value of being able to knock out trades like the ones above, you should literally kill yourselves.

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