Dow futures are elegant higher, a touch above 225 points. Over in Europe, land of the cuck, stocks are cheerfully exhibiting stamina, led by the DAX — which is +1% to the good. Oil is off by less than 1% and life as we know it is generally good and easy. Over in crypto land, PRICES ARE FUCKING PLUNDERING LOWER.
Malformed men are taking toilet bowl plungers to their faces, pleading with the Gods for mercy — but he’s having none of that shit today. Total market cap is now below $600 billion for the first time in week. Bitcoinfaggots are committing suicide at an industrial clip, off by 12% and about to break $12,000 to the downside. Other crypto coins are fairing far worse, such as Verge, Medibloc, fucking Smart Cash is off by 30%. Blood is everywhere and children are being dragged into sewer drains. You’d be wise as to avoid the sewer drains today and keep your two feet on the sidewalk, heading towards Wall, for the digital cash people are having their moment today — a seminole moment to be remembered for all time.
In other news, I’m about to have a popped tart, cherry flavored. Their quite good.
Finisar downgraded to Sell from Neutral at Goldman
Curtiss-Wright upgraded to Outperform from Market Perform at Wells Fargo
Campbell Soup upgraded to Buy from Neutral at Citigroup
Rockwell Collins downgraded to Market Perform from Outperform at Wells Fargo
Ciena upgraded to Buy from Neutral at Goldman
CNOOC Ltd upgraded to Buy from Neutral at BofA/Merrill
ASML upgraded to Outperform from Neutral at Credit Suisse
ADTRAN upgraded to Neutral from Sell at Goldman
Perhaps another coffee before your next post.
You top ticked those cryptos like a boss.
enjoy your losses, fucked face
who bought btc over today prices while mcafee was all over the place promoting them like cocaine , is c.a.p completely abnormal people
SPI crypto still pays…….every day
NBEV into the superbowl