iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,445 Blog Posts

Market Surges as Cyclone Bomb-Blizzard Death Storm Barrels Through Northeast

I didn’t think the storm would be a big deal — but this thing is retarded. I’m just waiting for the power outages to sweep through the area, something that’s all but a foregone conclusion.

Stocks are rising again, bolting past 25,000. I’ve got hamburger helper lifting shares of BURG and my oils are on the move higher too, namely SLCA, BBG and SN. I’m waiting for the frack craze to grip us again. When it does, rest assures, FTK is going to rip the tits right off your fucking face.

Thank you for all the feedback regarded cryptos. I left the post up there longer than usual to maximize the feedback and it was great. Much obliged.

Gun to the head pick here — get long oil in fucking size. Tehran will burn.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

5 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Tehran might burn briefly if the filthy zionist homos get their way and drag US into another scrimmage in ME but make no mistakes ladies, Iran’s end game is getting rid of that shitty satan possessed evil doers in the state of Isreal by wiping it off the face of the earth so peace can finally get a chance for the first time since Jesus kiked the moneychangers from the Temple. FFS, let’s finish the job already and once and for all times for the glory of Jesus.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • acehood

      Jesus was a black Jew.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 1 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • sarcrilege

        Jesus was a ‘Judean’, not a Jew. Big difference! BTW, those that call themselves and pretend to be jews, they are not. They are the biblical Pharisees, the filthy conniving scum, Lucifer’s disciples.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • juice

          Jesus was not his given name nor was he known by this name in his lifetime, monsieur know all things conspiratorial. However, you are correct, in that he was not a Jew since his parents were non-denominational.

          • 0
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • sarcrilege

            that depends on the source and language how one says ‘the Lord is Salvation’

            • 0
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"