iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Technical Analysis: VIX

I worked on this chart all night and believe it holds the key to the future. Through these lines and the trends outlined on this chart, I do believe will predict the exact future price movements in the VIX and hence the overall market.

BEHOLD.

Disclosure: Egregiously long UVXY.

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7 comments

  1. dan dangerdance

    There is no dick and balls in your chart, Sir. Therefore, it is suspect.

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  2. ironturd

    Truth be told, I’m in absolute agreeance with this. Market will crack soon.

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  3. sarcrilege

    this chart looks like it was painted by numbers for dicks and giggles.

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  4. stockslueth

    Where’s Waldo?

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  5. paradox

    Willing to miss this play for right now with tax plan headlines occurring daily and turkey day right around the corner. If the tax plan gets done before Thanksgiving (which is apparently the goal) and this market is still propped up into/after Thanksgiving, definitely scaling into a long vol position.

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  6. heads up

    This song has been playing on the radio for 7 years, I am glad I changed the channel 6 years ago. Its a bull market until it aint, plain and simple.

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  7. oldmantrader

    Agree that it is a bull market but even bull markets require a pullback from time to time to rebuild the negativity required to sustain the bull

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