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Morning Poppers (Frozen Saudi Assets Edition)

This is being glossed over by you god damned lunatics circle jerking to the froth, the nonsensical upsurge. Very soon, all of the dicks will be cut off.

Bloomberg is reporting the Saudi government is freezing assets, possibly seizing them, which amounts to 10s of billions.

This is the equivalent of US officials arresting Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos, tossing them in jail, and then freezing their accounts.

Bear in mind, Kushner made an unscheduled trip to the Kingdom a fortnight ago. This was planned at the highest levels in the US gov’t. Need more proof than this?

In other news, incredibly, futures are flat. Here are some other headlines, courtesy of my God damned twitter feed.

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8 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Also, bear in mind MBSalman made a scheduled and not so secret trip to Satan’s Kingdom and his favorite playground, the filthy State of Israel, to discuss events with Lucifer’s disciple, Nuttyyahoo. Buckle up ladies, this shit will get real next year.

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  2. heaterman

    One has to assume the entire background of these events is not fully known. Unimaginable amount of money. Now in the hands of the kingdom?
    What does it mean to freeze the assets?

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    • sarcrilege

      Nothing really. They’re just getting the money back they spent on funding ISIS. SA’s reserves are down not only due to soft crude prices but also due to the $B’s funneled to ISIS. Those that were arrested and their assets frozen are the ones coordinating the logistics of getting the funds to ISIS. It’s clear this mission was a failure and those that fucked up this ISIS project will pay out of their own pocket for it. It’s only fair, no?

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  3. ferd

    I’m positioned for the dollar cost of oil to continue to move …or to get fucked if it doesn’t.

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  4. heaterman

    Maybe SA is showing Trump how it’s done.

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    • sarcrilege

      Trump knows how it’s done. Surely that was his secret plan when he was campaigning. He’s done it in business. But once he got in, the zionist deep state in general and the filthy dual-shitizen traitors in particular promptly neutered him. Now Trump can only look with envy at the Saudis. Sad.

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