If you were wondering why shares of FIZZ have been weak as of late, look no further than this polished presser out by National Beverage, explaining how bots are shorting the shares of FIZZ, in spite of the fact that they sport ORGANIC GROWTH, which is ACCELERATING and only getting better.
The CEO, Nick Caporella, would like to remind you the first quarter of 2018 is the BEST EVER. Second quarter, STEADFAST and $1 billion in annual revenues are fast approaching.
The lying and sniveling analyst who dared to call into question the viability of FIZZ shall be racked and ruined across the crucible of truth. All of those short selling robots broken, diffused, drowned in the key lime carbonated waters of honesty, truth, and prosperity.
Those angry devils who’ve declared FIZZ ‘weak’ are mountebanks, caitiffs of the first magnitude. It is our job, as faithful shareholders of FIZZ, to both hold them accountable and then destroy them and preside over their gruesome deaths.
BEHOLD.
Good to see a CEO that gives a crap about shareholders!
That is a showpiece of a firm ass in those cute, hugging and cut open for action Levi’s. Hmmm…. and she drinks flavoured water, along w/ other beta males, gender confused snowflakes and homos.
To hell with the manliets and the lesbians. That is a very fuckable advert, take my money.
Why does it take 4-5 clicks to open an article ?
STFU
I expected to get this pump piece in the mail. Thanks for saving the stamp!
why has FIZZ been weak .. one simple answer the FLY bought it… the streak of horrible stock guesses continues.
Top Tick anyone?
Everyone is doing it! In the affluent areas in Chicago it is known as the “nectar of the North Shore”. I shit you not. They could come out with a new flavour and it will be bought by the pallet.
Mmm, can’t wait for pickled radish fizz
Product is sub-par IMHO. CEO is hyping the stock like they all do while the stock careens back down to your waist size…dog w fleas. Take the loss and move on friendo…