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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Morning Poppers (Nothing Matters But the Intercontinental Belt Edition)

GE and HON missed earnings and CELG caught a downgrade at Citi and Baird. On that news, and more, Dow futures have exploded with glee to the upside, +95. Nasdaq futures are +17 — and the world as we know it, wonderful.

The 10yr is notably weaker, with yields up 5bps to 2.37%. The dollar is +0.4% to the good and the retards in the bitcoin space are taking a breather from all of the CRACK they’ve been smoking — off by 0.6%.

Copper is +1%, WTI -0.8% and the Nazis in Germany (the land of the Nazi) are 0.3% to the good.

Later on this afternoon, I’ll be working off location — actually outside of my prison-home and around other live people. Be prepared for those exciting developments later on. I’ll be sure to let any of you know if other life forms actually converse with yours truly, who’ll be cleverly disguised as a normie, clad in pedestrian clothing — topped off with a hat.

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7 comments

  1. fryguy15

    Salmon-colored baseball cap?

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  2. dmfracer

    Salomon colored

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  3. sarcrilege

    Shalomon colorectal

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  4. dopefeller

    Fly – Will you ask zeropointfakenews to delete this post?

    http://ibankcoin.com/zeropointnow/2017/10/19/ice-illegal-alien-arrested-in-wine-country-arson-was-deported-twice

    “This is completely false, bad, wrong information that Breitbart started and is being put out into the public,” a Sonoma County sheriff’s spokesman said.

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  5. gappingandyapping

    Fly the reason GE missed is because they are late to the game taking BitCoin. Any company that doesn’t take BitCoin yet is going to miss their numbers as consumers are flush with coinage gains.

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