Good morning faggots. Did you have a leisurely rest? I slept a solid hour, thanks to an anti-biotic pill gone wrong that nearly gave me a heart attack. Never mind me and enough of that, let’s discuss the stocked market — because that’s what you all want to read about — greedy little fucking slob bastards, rotten and miserable, working like little engines of evil towards profligate profits.
Dow futures are +71, Nasdaq +6, even Europe is higher today — +0.3%.
As usual, gold is a loser, off by 0.3%. Devilish bitcoiners souring a bit this AM, down by 5.2%. I hope they lose it all, and more. Yields are climbing too, with the 10yr spiking. 3bps to 2.33%.
Courtesy of Briefing.com, one heck of a service, here are analyst moves this morning.
A lot of press reports about China’s President Xi, talking in loud, colorful, tones about how great it is to be a communist insect this morning, attributing that to the early going gorilla run, but they’re all lying. Stocks are jogging on simply because they can — and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.
How about that, pal? Fucked face.
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Nothing is happening, except blockages in our intestines.
Extra caffeine in that coffee I see.
Whoa, if you’re bearish this market, you don’t need a stop loss, you need a defibrillator this morning!
News flash! It’s not the anti-biotic…. It’s the grass you ate last night for supper. Suck it up Senior. If you’re going to eat like a grasshopper, don’t complain about the side effects.