WTI Blows Out, War Looms, Stocks Are An Elaborate Trap

WTI mudstomped bear shitters to a pulp today, higher by 3.1%. This move was due to the likelihood of armed conflict with N. Korea, not because of economic growth. The specter of something dreadful happening in the world increases each and every day, the ultimate end game in having to deal with a balance sheet that reeks with anguish, $20 trillion reasons to collapse society.

Today’s N. Korea press conference had an air of professionalism to it, which made traders think those fuckers might really be serious.

The sell off was muted, down just 56 NASDAQS. While the carnage was significantly more severe in the tech sector, with some names down 10%, today was, more or less, a probing exhibition. In my estimation, today was a warning to those playing with fire, long stocks at record highs, placed at all time high valuations.

So the only logical thing to do was to sell it all, go long UVXY and YANG, then wish for the worst.

I did this with the comfort of having an entirely different portfolio that was higher today. Even still, if forced to bet, I’d say, definitively, we’re heading into thick weeds navigate by apex predators. You weak-links will be foisted onto the cold ice and ripped apart, from crown to foot, for having only ignorance as apprentice to your actions.

I, “The Fly”, transcend your world and have been several steps ahead of the masses for two decades long. While the losses I took today were most unfortunate, they were both necessary and vital in preserving my innate instincts for survival. I shall not be rocked to sleep by the homosexual operas playing in the foreground of this delicate market. Behind it all are people wholly interested in opportunity by way of destruction.