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A Really Bad Analyst From Baird Just Said $AMZN Might Buy $KSS

I’ll tell you what. If AMZN actually buys the biggest piece of shit in the strip mall, KSS, I will reveal my identity from inside the fucking vortex of Hurricane Irma. I will fly down to Miami, tie myself to a strong tree, and give you shit-heads the play by play, whilst holding an American flag.

On this analyst note, shares of KSS jumped by 5%. This is a good example of an analyst being irresponsible beyond belief.

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9 comments

  1. natehois

    FIG

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  2. bottom_feeder

    So what are you saying?

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  3. acehood

    RH trades over 100 by Pagan holidays. Book it.

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  4. stries

    Made my day.

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  5. fryguy15

    Fly – what if the deal happens after Irma? There must be a plan B.

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  6. fryguy15

    Amazon should buy Burger King or Wendy’s and work to destroy MCD.

    Fucking Prime Burgers

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  7. bruce keller

    Amazon is not going to buy Kohl’s, that is ridiculous. They are going to buy Sears and use them for warehouse space.

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  8. cancel19

    Luv dis post!!!!!!!!!!

    Oops, Dr. Fly hates moar dan 3 exclamations!

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  9. NotGekko

    So what are you REALLY saying? Are you saying that there is no way Amazon will buy Kohls?

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