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And That’s a Wrap Folks — Enjoy Your Weekend

Well, that was a fun filled week. I had the pleasure of driving to and fro the ends of the earth, all for the sake of some scenic rocks and shrubs. I did, however, get to meet some good friends up in Newport, RI, where we cavorted amongst fellow racist white people — who seem to hog all of the money in that part of town.

My vacation, more or less, was chauffeuring around the family, eating lobster rolls. I had an opportunity to frequent several antique shops and add to my ancient book collection. It is one of my favorite past times, that and collecting old newspapers.

Did you know back in the early civil war days soldiers were ‘paroled’ instead of imprisoned when captured? The way it worked was, if you got caught your info was taken and you abided by an honor system to go home and wait to be exchanged for someone of similar rank, and then go back into the war to fight and die. When the north finally started to realize this was prolonging the war, this practice was suspended and then horrible things happened as total war descended upon the south — including the atrocities by the south at Andersonville.

While some out there carelessly discuss civil war and how it is needed to ‘fix things,’ I don’t think you realize what you’re asking for. Extremes on both sides are stupid and get in the way of progress. Sometimes I just feel like walking away from it all, running freely, naked, in the green fields of Ireland — amidst my ancient brethren.

America sucks, truth be told. The culture is a hamburger and milkshake and its people are boring and violent. Because we’re all so greedy, the country is constantly trying to fuck everyone over, including its own people. The money supply is a laughing stock and the financial system, as a whole, is built to collapse. I suppose it’s the best worst system, aside form Switzerland. But they won’t let any of you losers there, unless you have something to offer.

For now, enjoy your polarized nation, bereft of healthcare and dignity, warring across the globe for the benefit of people you’ll never meet or see in your entire lives.

For my current market analysis, read this post.

Ciao and yes I’m still a vegetarian, with an occasional feast of lobster.

NOTE: The singer of this song, Bea Wain, is still alive at the tender age of 100.

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69 comments

  1. lastbid

    I will personally hunt you down and kill you if you ever dare to set foot in my beloved Heimatland !

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  2. it is showtime

    NO!RECORD!HIGHS!

    RED ONLY ON CLOSE
    EVEN THOUGH YOU TRIED TO KEEP SPY & NAZ GREEN

    I’M NOT SEEING VIX-10 STARING ME IN THE FACE
    I’M NOT SEEING VIX-9 STARING ME IN THE FACE

    YOU’RE NOT GETTING ME TO SEE BULLSHIT AND YOU
    KNOW
    I’VE
    OUTLASTED
    YOU
    TO THIS POINT

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    • lesurgeon

      WTF are you talking about..?

      Who have you outlasted?

      If you haven’t noticed the markets ripped all year long while we bank cash and you look foolish..

      You predictions have yet to materialize.

      Please, explain.

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      • it is showtime

        It’s a taunting of the manipulators.
        I believe master subroutines run on Djia etc.
        They were placed there by someone, with oversight, with management
        It’s just a psych strike back at them. To them. For them. Middle finger included.

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  3. nemesis

    Well said Fly.

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  4. ferd

    Lobsters are vegetables?

    #Safespaceforlobsters

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  5. heckler

    Fly, if you’ve never read the essay Consider the Lobster, by white American genius David Foster Wallace, I absolutely urge you to have a look at it this weekend. I really think you’ll appreciate.

    http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf

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    • ericbakerbruce

      The genius selfishly killed himself. A loser.

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      • derp

        I tried to read Infinite Jest and threw it away after 5 pages. Sweet lord Jesus if that was considered writing…

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        • heckler

          One of many who have tried and failed

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        • ericbakerbruce

          Gravity’s Rainbow by Pynchon is another piece of shit; and if you know anyone that says they’ve read Finnegan’s Wake, they’re lying.

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  6. tonka

    Apparently the cheering on NYSE was unrelated to Bannon.

    Good story for the narrative though.

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    • dopefeller

      Fake Vegan Fly.
      Just like his Fake “I am an independent” bullshit.
      Just like his real pedo intern aka zeropointnow.

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  7. og

    Carl Icahn drops out of presidential advisory role.

    Like rats from a sinking ship.

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  8. pyromonoxide

    Nice post. The smart gangsters are winning the most, case in point MGTI. Thanks for that call out, my position has doubled in value.

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  9. soupbone

    Chaps the sea swell is great now. Conservative I am for certain but I can’t rationalize it to my children in Trump terms. Totally unaceptable is where the man is. Like I said before, he did spare us a Clinton White House. Best.

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  10. NotGekko

    Every single thing mentioned in this blog post, including all of the comments are offensive to me and classified as hate speech. You must all redact it whilst I crawl into my safe space anti racism bunker (mom’s basement) and await the next season of whatever becomes popular on Netflix.

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  11. sarcrilege

    No, I did not know that in the early civil war days soldiers were ‘paroled’ instead of imprisoned when captured. Good old days of honor, eh? [nostalgia and wet eyeballs] when one got caught, info taken and went home to wait to be exchanged for someone of similar rank, and then go back into the war to fight and die. And of course it took the Yanks to fuck it all up! Filthy D.C. zionists.

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    • dopefeller

      Another anti-semitic comment

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      • moosh

        This coming from someone who just commented that the head of iBC is a fake – and a blogger on his site, which you choose to visit, is a pedo. Good stuff

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        • dopefeller

          The head of iBC would call your mother fake if it suited his page views.

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          • moosh

            So, what is your take on the very quickly forgotten killings of very many innocent people by terrorists in Barcelona and how to stop it?

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  12. bennyhill

    You really need to get out of burger and milkshake Princeton, take your family back to urban NYC and your kids will have a shot at being real people, cultured and not too American.

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    • dopefeller

      You still believe he lives in Princeton? Fly is probably a fake trader living in North Tonawanda who got margin-called out of his pattern daytrader equity requirements. lolll

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    • Dr. Fly

      We visit cities. Party in them. We do not raise children in them.

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      • dopefeller

        So where do your raise your children? Romanian mountains? What do you have in mind for their careers? Goat herding?

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  13. dopefeller

    “Goy Bye” is bad but the real racist aka “The Fly” can address the former first lady as a tranny.

    Not to mention, he gives a platform for anti-Semites, pedophiles and rednecks a platform to kill others.

    Facebook banned these asshats for good reason.

    You want a twitter petition against your hosting provider?

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    • ironbird

      Enough you endlessly bleeding cunt. Take the tampon out of your ass. You people are in for a rude awakening.

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    • t.c.

      Let’s not prosecute Fly for bad jokes. Nobody thinks that Michelle is really a man, just a very muscled female- West Africans are the very best athletes on the planet- it is biologic supremacy, take a look at the NBA or NFL.

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      • ferd

        Racist! West African supremacist!

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      • bushwacker2

        Other women have commented that Man-chelle Obama’s biceps are to die for. But imagine Barack admitting that his “wife” was transgender. Would not have gotten him elected in 2008.

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    • nemesis

      Dopey. You’re such a bloody wanker.

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    • uglyflint

      Inbred goat fucker.

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    • skulduggery

      Yeah, censorship is the noble thing.

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  14. jamescaravel

    Who is this retarded dopedfeeler anyway? Some mentally deranged libtard troll ….if you don’t like it here just stop reading it…simple right?! He is probably jerking off to every reply he gets so lets just ignore this fucker and pretend he isn’t there…

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    • uglyflint

      He’s got a hard on for Fly for some reason. Deranged…,,,,,,”””

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    • moosh

      But, is not replying to bullshit the answer in this time? We should constantly be engaging the brainstems’ logic to counter the brain farts. Notice how the more and more truth is dropped, the smaller the debate gets and the crazier the bolsheviks get?

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  15. Dr. Fly

    I got one of them private servers, like Hillary.

    Careful about flinging libelous insults at me Dope. I know who you are and will sick my attorneys on you. It will not be a pleasant or profitable experience for you.

    You’re accusing me of giving a platform to pedos? Fucking really?

    This is a new low for you. Remember, you’re a former Exodus sub. I can have you served inside a week.

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    • acehood

      Libel is a tough slog of a suit, especially for the party bringing it. Unless of course the sole or primary intent is to “chill” debate. And one only does that if, well, you know…

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    • heckler

      Private server? Maybe that’s why comments on this site have been so fucked up for the past couple of weeks? Here’s what happens: I’ll leave a comment and on the home page it’ll show the post has, say three comments. But when I click on the post itself there will only be two comments showing. It can take 20 mins – one hour for the new comment to come through. Makes it hard to have a conversation and to see who’s been liking my posts!

      Also, if you can sue everyone on this site who’s called me a faggot, that would be great okie! Thanks Boss. ?

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      • moosh

        Once I started using brave browser, no problemos hoss

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      • Dr. Fly

        Yes, I don’t have site on a corporate server. What you’re describing is likely the caching.

        I would never even think of litigating against any readers. But I believe dopebrains comments overreach and are extremely libelous.

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  16. skulduggery

    And I know you were sashaying(no homo) around with you fancy Newport friends.

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  17. heaterman

    Any new Imran news?
    I get a tingle ( no Chris Matthews) whenever I think about this guy singing out everything he knows… which is likely a veritable mountain of nefarious deeds done by the people he worked for.
    DWS is probably not sleeping well these days.

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  18. stockslueth

    The title of my book will be, “Lobsters for Vegetarians”.

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  19. iflyjetzzz

    The Fly’s a fucking vegan? The only males I know who are vegans are ones who’ve been pussy whipped by high maintenance wives/girlfriends.

    Wow! This is the revelation of the year.

    As for my investments, I sold everything and parked in cash a couple of months ago when the Fed announced that they’d be shrinking their balance sheet. I’ll sit in cash until the streets are filled with blood.

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    • moosh

      Le Fly is probably just cycling and learning how his 1,000+ year old body reacts? Plus, cutting out the meat spares his monthly budget and cuts demand, which helps common folk in the scheme of things.

      How long do you plan to be on the sidelines?

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      • sarcrilege

        How long is iflyJizz planning to be on the sidelines? I’ll tell ya, for a long time, cuz his cash is safely in 401(k), IRA or whatever and he’s making it available for the .gov to bailout banksters with it:
        https://tinyurl.com/qj8n5ks

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        • moosh

          I’ve heard that for atleast 5 years. There is massive small company hiriring going on in the usa. Wait until they are dialed into 401k. We have got plenty of room to make bank on the oncoming bubble in stocks.

          Hoping for a significantly due pullback, but will take what I see.

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      • iflyjetzzz

        Moosh, when Le Fly was pumping Shake Shack, he wrote about buying bags of burgers and how much he loved their burgers. I’ve tried their burgers at 3 different locations and always walked away with the same assessment – low quality meat that was saturated in sodium. I don’t consider Shake Shack to have very good food.

        As for staying on the sidelines, I’ll wait until we see some panic among investors when the markets roll over. I give it no more than a year from this point; the cracks in the market are getting deeper and the big money is moving to the sidelines.

        Sarcrilege is hilarious; posting a 2 year old article about a topic that was never passed into law. Sarcrilege likely doesn’t have a penny to his name because if he did, he’d know that all investment choices have risk.

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        • sarcrilege

          No worries. You’ll get Greece’d in time. You think the .gov needs laws to seize savings? You were warned. Save accordingly.

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    • sarcrilege

      Well, for your sake I hope all your cash is safely sitting in your 401(k), IRA, etc. just to make it nice and convenient for the .gov to take it.
      https://tinyurl.com/ya4mq7qg

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      • moosh

        @sarc what is your preferable method of buying phyz? Do you do ag/au ratios, a certain coin, etc?

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        • sarcrilege

          Steady accumulation of 1oz bullion coins (maple, eagle, krugs..), private purchases, coin shops, always for cash, no receipts, 40oz ag for every 1oz of au…no particular reason for that ratio, just a bet ag will have a higher multiplier than au eventually.

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  20. moosh

    Good Lord the gunners are all mixed up.

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