Following up on last night’s broadcast from deep within a nuclear fallout shelter, CNN doubled down on their fear mongering today — offering advice to the citizens of Hawaii on how to survive on a nuclear attack.
Here are the important bullet points.
Hawaii is the first US state to prepare for nuclear attack from N. Korea.
Everyone CNN spoke to in Hawaii assumed that in the event of a nuclear attack, they’d all die. THIS IS NOT TRUE (fake news).
N. Korea possesses a nuclear bomb like the one we dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki — 1940s grade garbage.
Tens of thousand of people die on the initial impact, but many more died of radiation poisoning.
CNN reports Hawaiians have 15 minutes to ‘take over’ for nuclear impact, should N. Korea launch a missile towards them.
Seek shelter and find out where your local nuclear bunker is located. Oh, and have 2 weeks worth of supplies to survive the nuclear holocaust.
Utterly absurd.
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the irony of today is we have threat of world war, markets are down…yet gamestop is green. Good ol Joe must be furious right now.
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Yes, it has treated us well.
Maybe after they bomb us, congress will approve that infrastructure spending we voted for. Then again…
Scared peasants will always give up freedom for ‘security’. I guess nobody wonders why (((MSM))) in general and CNN in particular make mountains out of molehills lately.
We don’t want to scare anybody from coming to Hawaii because we need your tourism dollars. Regarding that silly nukular bomb, “Tens of thousands of people die on initial impact….” But it’s the radiation that gets ya! Oh that’s nice.
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Hey, I know, let’s practice the Steve Bannon position” where we tuck our head under our legs under a desk because that will protect us from nukes and totally isn’t designed as a fear campaign to sell war bonds.