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Markets Intend to Press Gains; Pound and May Slapped Silly

Anyone else find it amazing that NVDA is trading near $150? It feels like just yesterday when that stock, and all of the chips, were total pieces of shit getting ripped off by Apple. Something changed over the past few years that most gloss over. There has been a sustainable rally in these stocks, supported by cartel like control over memory chips. In the past, I was always afraid to overstay my welcome in the chips, as they’re subject to all sorts of boom and bust cycles. Everything seemed to change after SNDK was acquired and MU bought Elpida. Those fuckers are operating under monopolies, fixing prices and have a gay old time. I can’t wait for some spartan company to come around and fucking ruin the party for everyone — sending the fuckers in Taiwan into panic mode.

Theresa May looks like the biggest moron in modern British politics today, losing a 20 point lead in the polls effectively placing BREXIT negotiations in extreme danger. She has no mandate. The globalists won, as always. Should we expect anything else?

Futures look solid and the pound is getting raped. You’d think the pound would rally on Theresa May’s humiliation, since it means a weaker BREXIT. A weaker BREXIT, ergo, should be supportive of Sterling. I’ve come to realize, over the years, markets are completely fucked. That’s why I used to do ‘Constanza Trades’, the opposite of what people expect. But even that trade got tired, as everyone doing the opposite sort of defeats the point.

Let’s be honest, it’d be ‘nice’ to get a sharp market correction, even a crash. All of this prosperity is making people decadent, fat, and fucking stupid. No one has to think anymore. You simply slap on a suit and buy NVDA all day and then spend the profits on jewels and overpriced garb, exotic foods. What this country needs is a horrible market calamity, the type of correction that makes people believe in God again. In order to get that, it’s important for the Fed to fuck off. Sadly, they’ll never fuck off, so we’re just gonna have to get used to making gains every day in stocks.

Believe me, there are risks in this market. Look at oil stocks, clownishly down 35% for 2017. Had you bought a basket of oil stocks because the Orange God was going to grab Saudi Arabia by the pussy, you played yourself into the poor house — fucked. This is why I’ve been developing strategies for the market, instead of simply picking stocks. I am trying to upgrade the level of market discourse here, but some of you fuckers are too submentally deranged to change. Listen to me, with time, you’ll see that I’m right — way ahead of the curve — and you’ll be fucked with harrowing losses when NVDA slinks down the other side of the mountain.

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12 comments

  1. dmfracer

    What’s the current number now, $30,000,000,000 a month the Fed is re-investing as its bond holdings pay?

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  2. longview

    http://wearestillin.com/

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  3. ironturd

    All this blog has been about is upgrading the level of discourse on the market, clearly. Give me a break let’s be real, grasp on the market’s been pretty ‘off’ for two years now, with political analysis carrying all the weight. Fly University 2.0 sounds extra Trumpy though, at least one is now able to learn from the best.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Bullshit and prove it, faggot.

      My market analysis has never been better or more precise. You’re just so retarded, distraught over your political cuckoldry, you’re emboldened to make asinine charges.

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  4. heckler

    NVDA is only surprising to those who have been sitting around with their heads up there ass watching Tucker look gay and Jones look manic.

    But good job noticing after a 50+% run up!

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  5. sarcrilege

    Nothing surprises me that goes on in these captured funny markets. What else would anybody expect when we have criminal counterfeiting gang of synagogue usurers buying and manipulating everything at will and no cost to them while the rest of us has to trade our effort and energy for (((their))) garbage confetti credit?

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    • slowmo

      good to see my fav nutjob is back on track. I was getting worried when your recent posts didn’t have your usual crazy tunes diatribes. Good morning and Seil Heil, my fav nutjob bro.

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      • sarcrilege

        Shlomo, likewise, it’s good to see my homie from one or all of ADL, AIPAC, The Hasbara, JIDF, Israel, Soros’ Open Society or some other filthy and dirty zionist organization still pays you to troll here. I was worried lately that The State of Israel, the den and world capitol of the most depraved cancerous evil snakes in this world, lost interest in my choice topics. So what are you up to for this weekend? Are you going to make a blood sacrifice and masturbate to the Star of David, you know, the one with 6 triangles, 6 lines, 6 points:
        https://tinyurl.com/n2v4x2y ?

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  6. acehood

    NVDA >300 within 2 years. Book it.

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