Good news Ameritards, you’re about to keep that high paying factory job that you’ve been clinging onto. President Trump just announced that the leaders of Mexico and Canada called and begged him to renegotiate the NAFTA trade deal, which has been a tremendous disaster for our country, believe me.
Also, he said that if he didn’t cut a good deal for the Ameritard people, he’d simply fire both the Canadian and Mexican leaders and cancel the agreement.
It’s important that you remember America is superior to all of its neighbors. These nations only exist to serve out interests. When they drift off outside of their natural borders, it is our job to correct them and place them back on track. By redoing the trade deal to our advantage, we can, once again, live long lives cutting off each other’s fingers inside hot, steamy, factories. Believe me.
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Called him to grovel? Called him to try to talk some sense into the crazy person is more like it.
BTW, I asked an economist I knew if some countries benefited from trade agreements at other countries’ expense. She said No– that trade agreements are negotiated for the benefit of corporations, not governments. As in everything else, governments and nations are simply the tools used by corporations to get what they want.