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Russian-Syrian-Iranian Axis Issues Threat of Military Action if ‘Red Line’ Breached

Are you not entertained? This is what you wanted, isn’t it?

Clearly, the grave threat to our elections and the dissemination of ‘fake news’ warrants this sort of pin action around the world. Trump is simply declaring that ‘America is back’ at doing what it does best — wage needless wars in the middle east in order to ingratiate the military-industrial complex. Prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: you can’t.

In response to Trump’s 59 cruise missiles, the nazis of our time, Syria-Iran-Russia, issued the following statement.

“What America waged in an aggression on Syria is a crossing of red lines. From now on we will respond with force to any aggressor or any breach of red lines from whoever it is and America knows our ability to respond well.”

The Iranian foreign minister issued this statement via Shitter.

How does it feel burgers?

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21 comments

  1. moosh

    America Fuck Yeah

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  2. reversion

    Bullish

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  3. mushroomz

    I’m long some $UEC

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    • mushroomz

      Cold wars aren’t that bad right? The other night in Dallas, at midnight, someone actually hacked the entire city’s severe weather sirens and they went off for hours and it sounded like air raid sirens lol. This was the day after we launched those missiles towards those Syrian runways. (we missed) People in Dallas were thinking ww3 had started

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  4. soupbone

    Oil and gold. Syria is obviously a problem severe enough already to justify a complete takeover. Syria will be part of america soon, a speculation of course but gold and oil in the portfolio is my thinking.

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  5. juice

    The Russkies/Putin play 128 D chess … Trump best reread his Art of the Deal … His bluff has been called … it’s game on , ante up

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  6. ironturd

    Your president. Enjoy.

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  7. anjingbauwau

    Rex Tillerson has a meeting this week in Moscow

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  8. ironbird

    Who is the dude from cut the whole package off and create a dry hole?

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  9. Marc David

    I suspect most people are apathetic anymore. Red line, yellow line, bomb, don’t bomb.. whatever. Is my stuff from Amazon almost here?! Now that shit I follow.

    That being said, you have done an awesome job Fly of keeping the blog readers up to date. Outstanding work as usual.

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  10. one-eighty

    Putin’s game plan was to mess with the US election and damage Hillary so she would be a less effective President. He seriously underestimated the stupidity of the American voter, which combined with the corruption of Fox “News” and Hillary’s poor campaigning handed Trump the victory.

    He will have to show strength now to counter any responsibility for helping to create this situation.

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    • frog

      How does someone whose brain doesn’t even work show strength? Well, he often tries to fake strength, and that did work at one time with almost half of the voters. I guess he’ll keep trying to fake it.

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      • chuck bennett

        This was for 180 or is this Lindsay Lesbian Graham ?

        Regards

        Chuck Bennett

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    • chuck bennett

      Create what situation ? Use funding el Qaeda and ISIS? Assad?

      Why don’t you take a flight to Syria and help? Your so ready to fight.

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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  11. sarcrilege

    Not much to comment here other than to add that the US is waging needless wars in the middle east in order to ingratiate the military-industrial complex and the little shitty terrorist state Israel.

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