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EU’s Boss Threatens to Support American Secession if Trump Doesn’t Back Off

The head of the EU Commission, Juncker, is seething mad over BREXIT and called out President Trump for supporting it and other states removing themselves from EU tyranny.

Clownishly, Juncker said that if President Trump doesn’t stop supporting freedom from the EU, he would start supporting independence for “Austin, Texas, and Ohio of all places. Is this man a fucking moron, or simply ignorant to distinguish the difference between trying to foment secession and civil war in America and EU member states, who are sovereign, simply removing themselves from an economic and political bloc?

“Brexit isn’t the end. A lot of people would like it that way, even people on another continent where the newly elected US President was happy that the Brexit was taking place and has asked other countries to do the same.

“If he goes on like that I am going to promote the independence of Ohio and Austin, Texas in the US.”

When do we get to destroy Germany for the 3rd time over the past century?

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4 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    As if Juncker has that much say in anything outside of EU, let alone anybody here listening to his (nobody outside of Europe knows who he is anyway) wisdom regarding his supporting independence for “Austin, Texas, and Ohio of all places; so I say, “knock yourself out”.

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  2. mx2101

    Austin might say independence is a state of mind. 🙂

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  3. moonshot

    What about poor California? No mention of Calexit?

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  4. bob smith

    I for one, support the secession of California, Illinois, Noo York and DC. Who needs em? We could send all the libtards there who could pepper spray each other while they are “in between jobs” (euphemism for “I love SNAP, I don’t work and I live in my parents’ basement like Peaches”).

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