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Question to Bears: Do You Feel in Charge?

Flat market at the open, with bounces in banks, biotechs and small caps. Breadth is near 60% and there is an undertone of optimism with today’s movers.

After all, fucking $FEYE is leading the way higher.

Having gone through the emotional fucktitude of being bearish last year, I can tell you it’s a deep rabbit hole filled with fuckheads who should be executed.

I’ll repeat that for you.

Most bears should be rounded up and summarily executed for crimes against the state.

Sure, markets tend to fuck everyone once per decade. But over time, the stock market plods along with population growth. Having said that, there are harrowing demographic shifts taking place in Italy and Japan, as well as many other homosexual laden places in Europe, which is why you should never buy into gay indices. Inherently, they’re anti-growth. If you’re not having babies, you’re not growing. If you’re not growing, you should be executed.

Any questions?

I have all of my money in one chemical stock, $WLK — because I love the stuff. Chemicals and Fly go together like hand in glove. With the industrial might of America resuming the course of hegemony, plastics will explode in growth — alongside building materials. I know exactly what I’m doing and you’ll just have to wait and see.

I have a supreme confidence in markets sky rocketing from here, inside of 5 days. We might flounder for a day or two, feign weakness in order to lure in the catamites. But, rest assured, we will kill them and we won’t take prisoners.

***ALL PRISONERS OF THE STOCK MARKET, FORTHWITH, SHALL BE EXECUTED IN THE CITY SQUARE BY WAY OF PENII GUILLOTINE.***

That is all.

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14 comments

  1. dopefeller

    Offtopic – The AHCA now has a clause that allows states to revoke Medicaid if a women hasn’t gotten a job 8 weeks after giving birth

    GOP – The party of family values

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    • nemesis

      No More lounging on the Dole, Dope.

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    • ericbakerbruce

      Off topic – dopefeller uses a gender neutral restroom

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    • bob smith

      They should add another clause that people on dope (e.g., dopefeller) get no medicaid until they have 2 consecutive clean random UA’s. They get to keep medicaid under same conditions. The tax savings for working people would be yuuuge.

      With those savings, we could reduce taxes, build the wall and end world hunger once and for all.

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  2. southernjam

    Uhh…yes I feel in charge. The fucking reins are now in my hands and gosh darn is that some supple leather.

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  3. airborne

    My personal disgust for the side of Fly’s brain that supports the golfing maniac that travels by AF1 at yuggge taxpayer expense to torment Floridians and complain about pretty much everything is repeatedly overcome by my GREED. Greed that is repeatedly fulfilled by the part of the Fly brain that created EXODUS. Once again I have entered market as instructed and am immediately in the black.

    At least Obama had the decency to take the motorcade to golf. Taxpayers should send the Donald a fucking bill for transport. And, much like the bill I get from Fly it will be reasonable and not excessively expensive.

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  4. dmfracer

    Do I have to tell you how much I am going to
    Win? Am winning? Exodus

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  5. tradingnymph

    yes, finally.

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    • anjingbauwau

      I think a retracementn here is in the works but my concern- I made mention of this a few hundred SPX points ago that there is a global concentration of capital washing into the North American markets. the template to use is the Nikkei bubble. the 1987 crash in the US was the beginning of a flight of capital into Japan.

      I see EU in a state of disarray, and with Japan and China not attractive then where does global capital flow? the cleanest dirty shirty in the laundry basket is the US I am afraid.

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  6. john_galt

    You should change the message next to your avatar to “I lose…a lot” and your name to “Dr. YoloFly”.
    That is all.

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    • anjingbauwau

      trading coin- easy come easy go……. but recurring income steams are the foundations that dreams are built on.

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  7. husaria

    “Chemicals and Fly go together…..” sounds like you bought “Raid”, suicidal?

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