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L Brands Crushed After Issuing Massive Warning; Sales of Victoria’s Secret Apparel Set to Plunge

The gayification of America is having a profound effect on the sale of sexy lingerie — as the younger generation finds their innerselves and ‘explores’ the depths of their depravity via ‘alternative lifestlyes.’

“DO NOT JUDGE MY GENDER” said the cucked male — as he applied lipstick to his bearded face.

This culture intervention is a form of eugenics — weeding out a portion of society — ensuring they do not procreate — so that the gene pool can continue clean and without impurities. Do not yell at Le Fly for delivering this message. Eugenics has been attempted for thousands of years and has been the dream of all elites, as old as history itself.

As such, no one is buying Victoria’s Secrets, mainly because she’s a female and that’s gender insensitive.

Reports Q4 (Jan) earnings of $2.03 per share, $0.13 better than the Capital IQ Consensus of $1.90; revenues rose 2.1% year/year to $4.49 bln vs the $4.51 bln Capital IQ Consensus.

Comparable sales for the fourth quarter ended Jan. 28, 2017, were flat. For the fourth quarter, the exit of the swim and apparel categories had a negative impact of 2 percentage points and 4 percentage points to total company and Victoria’s Secret comparable sales, respectively.

Co issues downside guidance for Q1, sees EPS of $0.20-0.25 vs. $0.49 Capital IQ Consensus Estimate.
Co issues downside guidance for FY18, sees EPS of $3.05-3.35 vs. $3.69 Capital IQ Consensus Estimate.

The 2017 earnings per share forecast includes negative impacts related to the exit of the swim and apparel categories at Victoria’s Secret, continued investment in China and investment in real estate at Victoria’s Secret and Bath & Body Works.

The company expects to report a mid-to-high-teens decrease in February comparable sales, below expectations for a mid-single digit decrease, reflecting a decline of about 20 percent at Victoria’s Secret and a mid-single digit decline at Bath & Body Works. The exit of swim and apparel at Victoria’s Secret is negatively impacting total company comparable sales by about 6 percentage points.

Shares of $LB are lower by 12% in the after-hours. No mall operator is safe from the savagery of Amazon and social justards.

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19 comments

  1. traderconfessions

    You are almost correct. Those on the left and right are so obsessed with political slights they are suppressing their basic instincts… like watching hot girls in bras and panties. What does it say about our culture when more people click on breitbart than pornhub. Fuck we are doomed.

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    • mensch

      If only we could fill the gap…

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    • Dr. Fly

      Almost right.

      Pornhub promotes depravity and isn’t healthy for anyone. Seriously, men would be much better off not looking at that type of stuff — as it distorts reality and disconnects them from real women.

      Porn is another form of control, used by elites to chew away at the family structure.

      Trust in Fly.

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      • mr.wiggles

        Hahaha

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      • traderconfessions

        Porn is only bad for guys with ugly wives and girlfriends. That likely covers most of your readers but who cares. Right?

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      • peaches

        DAMN FLY…

        I’m impressed.

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      • og

        LOL.

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      • anjingbauwau

        in Brave New World ( written about 100 years ago)…. you went to the feelies ( movies) to experience (watch) what was on offer (pornography)… it was part of the novels thesis that to control the masses it was best to do it by overloading them with pleasure. SOMA was a drug available to keep the people calm.

        Orwell writing about 40 years later saw the rise of Facisim and saw how the people were brought to heel through fear. The crossroads are here for Davos Man. How can he best bring populism to heel? I think the answer is clear….. if the masses are consumed by pleasure they will not rise up, fear only keeps them down for so long. Orwellian big brother technology coupled with the pleasure principle form BNW……

        >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        so we give anybody a stipend for life to do with as they please. they can go out and work or further their education or even get artistic. the stipend is enough to cover rent food and SOMA….. why would people even bother to rise up….. cut to scene of people taking oxy in trailer parks all across the Americas…….

        Orwell or Huxley- fear or pleasure- the elite will control the masses

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  2. stocksnblondes

    Meh, nothing shocking here. More evidence of millenials shunning malls and moreover, the death of brand loyalty.

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  3. halfbloodpope

    Fly is a man of zero vices.

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  4. peaches

    TC…

    Love you…

    but pornography, and Kim Kardashian is why most people think “girls” can’t be president.

    there is a documentary about porn Rashida Jones made on Netflix. It’s just ruining lives. These girls are being abused. And watching it is supporting that entire industry of abuse and depravity. No sane girl enjoys being on facial abuse or getting jacked off on by 1000 fat dudes. These people are mentally ill, like drug addicts, and people who believe in God.

    Now, its a free country. I smoked crack once… twice. It was fun. I think you should be allowed to do whatever the fuck you want as weird as it is, as long as you are not directly hurting anyone. You are only hurting yourself.

    Sitting there as the guilt creeps in with your hands covered in your own seed. Dicks are for vaginas. Not hands. Or buttholes for that matter.

    If you aren’t in control of your sexual organs… that’s great. If you can’t get your girl to do the shit you saw on your computer… get another one?

    But its that loose moral compass that makes people think everyone left of Trump is a lunatic.

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    • ericbakerbruce

      You’re being a little harsh. You don’t have to be mentally ill to believe in God. Plenty of perfectly sane, rational people believe in primitive legends and childish superstitions.

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  5. zeropointnow

    https://youtu.be/nbNUQ_AYKAU

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  6. peaches

    Steve Bannon said one thing that made sense once…

    Everyone under 30 is being robbed. Wages are shit for most people under 30. Less companies offer retirement plans.

    Most people my age have no fucking money to buy a drink for a girl let alone lingerie. Obamacare is to blame sure, but so is every other president going back to Jimmy Carter.

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  7. og

    Amazon bras will rule the word.

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  8. jtizzle

    Couples would rather stare at their smart phones at political memes and binge watch Scrubs than have sex with each other in bed. When they are having sex they certainly aren’t taking the time to put on fancy undies.

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  9. cancel19

    Holy muderfuckers! Everybody is right on this comment section. I’m so confused! I’m gonna hit the button for a Meseeks to appear and explain all this shit!

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  10. JakeGint

    Fly, if you haven’t seen Don Jon, rent it tonight.

    Did you get a screenwriting credit? ?

    _____

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