iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,474 Blog Posts

Australia Got What They Deserved: Trump Doesn’t Like Bad Obama-Turnbull Deal, Promises to Fix the World

Australia is a garbage country filled with inbred criminals. Aside from that, they struck a great deal with President Obama, sending us their shit refugees in exchange for some Western Hemisphere ones. The whole thing sounds absurd.

Why the fuck are we accepting refugees that Australia doesn’t want? Moreover, if it’s only 1,250 people, why can’t Australia just place them in one of their spider infested towns, on that God foresaken continent of theirs?

According to the AP report, Trump hung up on Turnbull after 25 minutes of yelling at one another.

Last night I was suspicious of the leaked phone calls being fake news. Now I think the Trump team deliberately leaked them due to the following tweet.

If the leaked transcripts were false, Trump would’ve went nuclear on AP by now. Plus, whoever leaked made sure the sinners at CNN didn’t get the scoop. If there was an insider who wanted to hurt the Trump team, logic dictates they’d go to the news agency that hated Trump the most, right?

Lastly, during this morning’s prayer (who does that?), Trump alluded to ‘tough phone calls’, telling people not to worry about them. The world is in trouble and The Donald is just the person to fix it.

“The world is in trouble, but we’re going to straighten it out, OK? That’s what I do – I fix things,” Trump said after saying that freedom of religion was threatened.

“Believe me, when you hear about the tough phone calls I’m having – don’t worry about it. Just don’t worry about it,” he said.

“We’re taken advantage of by every nation in the world virtually. It’s not going to happen anymore,” he said.

Talk about carrying a burden.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

20 comments

  1. bintercorp

    Fuck off, we’re full. We might be inbred criminals, but we hated refugees before it was cool.

    • 6
    • 1
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. jesse j

    Forget all the news and media coverage. Just read Trump´s tweets and see his youtube videos, then you don´t have to worry about fake news. You might realize though that he expresses himself like a 5 year old.
    Anybody else talks to you like that at a party and you think he is a complete dumbfuck.

    • 1
    • 4
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      Psyops specialists say Trump talks like that deliberately in order to assuage people. Politics aside, the man has accomplished a heck of a lot by using his salesmanship.

      Out of all the life skills to have, nothing is more important than the art of persuasion.

      • 5
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • derp

        That’s exactly right. Trump is the master of using Socratic Irony to get his opponents to expose themselves. And in they’re in such a fucking hurry to do it, convinced they already know everything.

        • 1
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • traderconfessions

        One has to be a real asshole to piss off an Aussie. It’s almost impossible.Very comforting to have a psychotic as president and a pathetic Congress. Long Turks & Caicos.

        • 2
        • 6
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • billiejones

          Wow TraderCon, that sounds like a pretty well reasoned and scientific conclusion. You are clearly the unbiased one here, I’m gonna listen to you from now on. So Australians are inarguably easy to get along with, therefore, if a person has a disagreement with even one Australian, he is a psychotic.

          There was once a girl named Becky in my ‘hood growing up. All the boys loved her. Then one day a boy from another ‘hood came over and gave her a piece of his mind……it was very unusual because Becky had a reputation of being friendly and easy going…….it turned out Becky was just a slut and had started giving HayJays in the other hood too and given the boy that was angry an STD (refugees). Well the boy obviously didnt want the STD so he told Becky that she was a sut and could go eat a bag of dicks for all he cared. Who is the moral reprobate in this story TraderCon? Is Becky the default good person simply because she freely offers HayJays to all comers and thus they find her to be friendly? Regardless of your answer, you will be correct, because you liberals are never wrong. You are academic intellectuals after all.

          • 2
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • traderconfessions
          traderconfessions

          Hey Aesop… you are confused. I’ll make it simple for yuh..

          1. Known fact that Aussies are the most fun-loving people in the world. They put the chill in chill.

          2. Trump is a psychotic completely independent of the Aussie fact.

          Get it? Thanks.

          • 1
          • 2
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • skulduggery

          traderconfessions, one might also say that people who agree to draconian firearm rules and confiscation may be psychotics.

          • 1
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • infinitezuul

          Aussie’s get in more drunken fistfights than any nationality on earth.

          Once again you have no clue what you are talking about.

          • 1
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • traderconfessions

        I’m unpersuaded.

        • 0
        • 2
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. henceforth

    Mexico keeps claiming that they hate walls and stand on moral high ground. Give them the refugees.

    • 6
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. bennyhill

    Australia has a higher standard of living than we do, I spend years there and it’s pretty awesome. If you ever left your lilly white suburb of Princeton you may know that.

    • 1
    • 1
    • 2 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. bennyhill

    Best fake news story ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZp93vI4VOg

    • 0
    • 1
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. michael

    ALT-LEFT are losing it and cementing a second term for Trump.

    • 4
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • cancel19

      Can you just imagine the tons of material the left is producing that can be used against them on the next election campaign?

      • 1
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"