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$DRYS is Checking in at -90%+ to Begin the New Year

This is a clown-rape of unimaginable circumstances. I’d hate to say I’ve never seen anything like it before, since I probably have. When you’ve been doing this for as long as I have, you get grizzled and immune to fuckery — as it is part and parcel of the investing narrative.

But the level of sheer fuckery taking place in $DRYS is certainly worthy of a post — off by 92% for 2017 and a laughable -85% over the past two weeks.

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Interestingly, I had bought this piece of shit a few weeks ago and sold it last week for a very short term loss of half my investment. The company has been doing 1 for 8 reverse splits like they were going out of style. Each time it reverses, the stock goes down 90%. I can see this occurring for the rest of time, an eternal and neverending torture for longs — supported by zombie ships floating like pieces of shit across the seven seas.

In response to all of this hurt, DRYS bought another ship a few weeks ago.

There hasn’t been any news — a total and complete blackout — and the exchange doesn’t think the shares should be halted. After all, an 85% drop after 2 weeks of jaw-dropping declines, on no news, is totally normal.

YOU’VE BEEN FUCKED, Greek style.

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24 comments

  1. qeinfinity

    Good ol’ George Economou won’t even use olive oil when he bends you over, he likes it dry just like his ships.

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  2. txchick57

    Fly, I’ve been doing this 28 years and I haven’t seen anything like this, except maybe the floorless convertibles in the telecoms back in 2000. Even they bounced! I sold this shit at 6.50 on Monday and took a loss, bought back at 3.50 and look at this shit! I know it’s going to bounce but where is the government????? People paid $8 for this Monday morning, are down what, 80% in a week, no news and not a word from anyone???? I’m all for owning your own stupidity but someone needs to file a shareholder lawsuit here.

    And what about the beneficial owner that bought in November and sold in December right before this all started? Where is the insider trading charge?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Remember, this stock went from $1 to $100 a few months ago, a 2,000% gain in a week.

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      • txchick57

        I know it did. I played that move, did very well. That was equal fuckery.

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        • derp

          That’s why I’m buying on this dip. I think 1,000 dollars worth should turn out well. I have aversions to bring ass raped.

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      • mad marsupial

        1:25 in March
        1:4 in August
        1:15 in Nov
        1: 8 in Jan 17
        The monthly chart back to 06 is just sick.
        Put this thing out of its misery already. De-list this and so many more in the shipping sector. Remember NEWL, GNK, PRGNF, FREE ULTR. All capsized.

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  3. it is showtime

    Will repeat until they lose:

    10 40s vix
    you can’t get much lower now fuckface central bank programmers
    i’m outlasting you so kiss my cheeks

    no record high dow
    no record high s&p

    10.bullshit vix

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    • fryguy15

      Showtime is short $GOOGL from $100

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    • tonka

      I don’t think you can say volatility is cheap if there’s an 18% contango between cash VIX and the Feb 15 future. Unless you’re trading weeklys, that’s a lot of premium for a little over 2 weeks.

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    • husaria

      You look at VIX in vacuum, yes? At this level, Chicago boys should be out with tin cup selling pencils, yes? But they do quite well. Look at $cme. Why they do well? More to VIX than you think. Is one of many trade secrets. No look at VIX in vacuum Anymore! For own good!

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  4. fryguy15

    it traded 2x its float today. seems legit.

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  5. john_galt

    they have to fuck you several times to compensate for their small sized dicks. Those who trade this turd deserve to be mousskaka’d in their backside.

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  6. stockslueth

    Allow me to explain about the stock business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.

    So what do we do?

    Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well.

    How?

    I don’t know. It’s a mystery.

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  7. indie

    Where is Michael de Guzman?

    a mystery.

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  8. mr.wiggles

    Let it be known, Mark Zuckerberg is the male political version of Hilary Clinton.

    No one is buying your shit Cuckerberg. Go fuck ya self.

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  9. ericbakerbruce

    And I can’t wait to buy Tom Selleck avocados.

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  10. jonnybegood2

    i can’t recall a time since 04 when George E hasn’t fucked his investors.

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  11. moosh

    How many tickers went from reverse splits to forward splits?

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  12. cancel19

    Where is the SEC? MIA like always! Trump better drain the cesspool that is the SEC!

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  13. husaria

    Now I see prissy liberals want to start referendum on secession in California . Maybe not bad idea? Herd all the feminazis and their footed pajama cucks along with all the extra homo catamites and put wall around that too. Oh, and no, they do not get to keep the water or electricity they get from out of state. They pay much extra for that.

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