A New Era of American Intergalactic Greatness is Here

Ostensibly, all is going to be right now — beginning with the left, recognising their folly in opposing the God Emperor, falling to their knees in supplication — as freedom eddies in from the wilderness of 8 long, hard years of tyranny. The economic boom to be will be evenly distributed — permitting the national debt to be reduced — amidst a splendour not enjoyed on a national scale since…well never.

Bathrooms will be properly labelled. Medicine will be cost efficient. The wars will end. Canadians will stop flowing into our country. And the stock market will boom.

Jobs will be resplendent, even bountiful. The technological boom will continue and commence into aspects of life extension and inter-galactic travel, permitting us to make friends will other forms of life — living in harmony with small green men armed with laser cannons capable of wiping out Kentucky with one squeeze of the trigger.

Our beloved leader, Donald J. Trump, shall be rendered immortal, a God amongst men — a time traveler whose sole purpose will be to bring forth a calm normality of estimable qualities. His reign will last forever, or until he deems fit. His son, Barron, shall look after the old and the weak — helping them mechanize their bodies with space aged technologies to make them strong again, to make them great again.

Champagne toasts and cocaine sniffs for all. A dizzying panorama of edible delights shall be strewn out onto every table, and a felicity will strike a cord with all citizens, both young and old, happily and merrily until the clock strikes midnight and the heavenly father calls.

Amen and,

Long live Donald J. Trump