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I’M BACK IN TREASURIES, ZERO FUCKS STYLE

Several of my stocks are getting “TNT’d” today, as the establishment devils prepare to annihilate the stock market when Trump takes power. Like I’ve said to you lads a thousand times heretofore, the post election rally all counted for Obama. Everything past 1/21 will be Trump’s and it will most likely be red hell.

Nevertheless, I’ve dedicated myself towards the purposes of ‘extreme investing’ this year, with very little regards for personal safety or well being. As such, I’ve been buying all of the very worst stocks mankind has to offer — from bulkers to deathly hallowed biotech stocks, to Chinese electric car makers to nuclear energy plays.

Everything I do today shall determine my future. Henceforth, I will either die under the weight of my own stupidity, or ascend to levels unseen before — floating through the air like a winter mist in a long, dark, cavernous, landscape — home of the owls and other predators.

I purchased treasuries today, placing my cash reserves at precisely zero. Incidentally, I bought zeroes too (how lovely!). Zero coupon bonds pay out zero dividends and only give the buyers exposure to price action. It’s pure beta, with zero fucks.

The ticker is $ZROZ and I don’t give a shit what it does tomorrow — so fuck off.

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20 comments

  1. dcolella15

    FTW

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    And you called me a relic for never disembarking from the ark! I stand starboard side, with the lemurs and llamas, on the look out for dry land.

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  3. heckler

    Ride the PIMCO Bronco it’s fun when it kicks and bucks

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  4. sarcrilege

    “Iā€™M BACK IN TREASURIES, ZERO FUCKS STYLE”

    Wrong move. Gold (physical) is the place to be.

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  5. it is showtime

    HA HA
    Couldn’t keep vix down today
    HA HA
    Couldn’t keep vix from UPPER11 today . lol
    HA HA
    Showtime got breathing room again from your indexes racket
    HO HO

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    • Dr. Fly

      You’ve never made any sense, not now, not ever.

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      • frog

        He’s like Iron Bird. Talks in tongues.

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        • ericbakerbruce

          Pot kettle black. All frog ever does is chastise other bloggers for their comments. WHAH

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        • it is showtime

          Don’t play dumb, Fly.

          For those normal people reading. It’s a kindergarten style tirade against a rigged market. You know that guy Trump, Fly? Who talks about rigged things?

          Fly with mental case Frog on the twofer, that’s legitimacy. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vix became an apparatus for moving the 3 major stock indices.

          As someone who called out the fraud and manipulation in the stock market 4 years ago, I’m trading my book. Against a maneuvered Vix near the end of the game

          (that game being transition to Trump power in which Vix suppression will either be left alone or impossible)

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  6. Dr. Fly

    Frog doesn’t like America.

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  7. joyous__ending

    ZROZ good move treasuries will continue their rally
    The prime buying opportunity was Christmas/New Years week, I was too drunk to notice.

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  8. onlysallyssell

    When does Uranium become great again like our Rick Ross the Boss President??

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