Dollar Plunges, Commodities Soar, Greatness Awaits

The mood in the peanut gallery of iBankcoin, aka the comments section, has taken on a forlorn quality. I suppose the heightened political commentary, coupled with the frantic nature of those who oppose Trump, has led them to this Morton’s Fork.

I give you fuckers a lot of acrimonious banter and certainly know how to trigger you to the point of cracking. But just know, you’re going to be okay.

If the conservatards survived 8 years with a community organizering, pot smoking, non birth certificate having, person of questionable origins in the White House, you libtards will live through, and flourish, the organge pussy grabbing SNL hating wall builder.

Steaks will be cooked to perfection. Large vats of wine will be consumed. Grandiose market schemes will be plotted at Fly’s blog and we’ll all live happily ever after.

Regarding markets.

I realize Britain just signaled they’d opt out of the single market, but the FX markets are calling bullshit on May’s speech. I viewed it as too conciliatory and pragmatic. Then again, I’m probably too fire and brimstone. Nevertheless, the pound is soaring by 2.7%, leading the way in a dollar rout.

This is having a ripple effect across commodity markets, sans copper. Gold, silver and oil are sharply higher, creating a safe haven for an otherwise weak tape.

I do not expect this weakness to continue, especially with crude up by so much.

Most of my stocks are lower, helped by the fact that I’ve dedicated myself to buying huge pieces of shit gambles. I do, however, like the constructive nature of the $UEC decline, following their share offering.   My latest buy, $DRYS, has gone afoot this morning. No idea what’s going on there.

And lastly, the Charles Manson of biotech, directly responsible for the deaths of 18 people, $ALNY, is bleeding out.

All of this is to be expected, as I’m now playing a game of high stakes Russian roulette.

Pun intended.

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