ATTENTION: WE’RE LESS THAN 100 POINTS TO VALHALLA

Everyone that I know is on edge, as markets slowly careen towards Dow 20,000 — the Mother of all market feats. Forget about all of the world’s problems, the overuse of your credit cards this holiday season, and the vagaries of what a true Trump administration means for you, Dow 20,000 is all that matters.

Like a roving band of Down Syndrome Xmas carrolers, nothing the ardent bulls say to defend this run makes any sense. Even mentioning the idea that stocks should trade lower, let alone crash against the rocks of endless misery, is to be maligned and ridiculed, indefinitely, by much lesser men.

Sadly, my dreams of cascading lower prices, amidst plumes of toxic gas, have proved out to be fruitless, like chasing a phantom into the cold, endless, night.

“The Fly”, once a beacon of hope and prosperity, had suddenly changed, clamoring for world peace to end and for an era of unparalleled suffering to begin. Many were tossed onto the ark, to intermingle with savage African animals, missed out on epic races in the market, all the while waiting for a promise of sudden and complete destruction to invoke itself upon the world to happen.

IT’S NEVER REALLY HAPPENING. Really.

So in 2017, a year which is sure to decide whether or not humans deserve to breathe another year of oxygen, or perish under nuclear clouds, I will cast aside any pre-determined notions and simply idle my active imagination — fueled by my high powered and energetic brain — and simple follow the path of the wretched, like many of you.

I will design a plan that ensures compliance to the markets, irrespective of bias, and attempt to make it interesting enough to keep me innovating throughout the year.

iBankCoin is always changing and out in front of all of the major changes occurring today. We’ll still produce a lot of news content in 2017, but I’m also gonna get back to active management too — something I miss after a year of respite.