Since the beginning of this journey in blogging excellence, I’ve taken a primordial approach in dealing with the savage swine in the comments section — always on the offensive in a neverending game of circular chess that has resulted in thousands of the very worst kind of people being forlorn and banished from the site.
In the spirit of pagan X-mas, in light of a wretched fortnight of shopping mall escapades, coupled with my unbridled generosity, I hereby pardon and release all prisoners from the iBC cells. Feel free to do as you like. There will be no bannings henceforth. Even acrimonious attacks upon my person will be viewed as minor acts of indiscretion, perfectly legal — like Taliban hordes blowing up ancient relics in Afghanistan.
However, direct threats will be dealt with accordingly, as well as indecorous displays of troll-like behavior. Please remember, iBankCoin is an esteemed establishment of many halls — with a rich history of intolerance and wanton acts of violence. Do not wake up the barbarous owner you see in that gigantic oil painting in the main hall. For if you do, he’s sure to cut you in half and grind your bones into dust, before he parlays for a sip of brandy and a good smoke from his pipe.
This is a momentous occasion, a celebration of liberty and grave injustice. Enjoy your newly found freedoms and bountiful careers as fry cooks.
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Oh boy.
FUCK YES
Fly for the Nobel Peace Prize (you can pick up Bob Dylan’s award while you are there).
This truce is as big as The Christmas Truce of 1914 (Western Front, WW1) and the Nelson Mandela Truth and Reconciliation Commission.
Presidential pardons are in season. A very nice gesture.
Well, shit – guess I’ll stop screenprinting these “Free Bchu” shirts.
VKing coming back?
I am starting to see some of your points. My friend who wrote this is a journalist who was outside Mosul to report during the last offensive.
https://sethfrantzman.com/2016/12/08/boris-johnson-tells-truth-about-saudi-and-iran-silenced-by-own-government/
It’s nice that the ban has lifted. I got banned after telling Le Fly VRX sucked at about $100 and he was crazy for investing in it. Nice to be back!
Boris Johnson, in a rather Trumpish manner, speaks truth to power.
I feel a movement building around the world. The peasants and the vertrapt are beginning to stir.
Peaches just got banned. Can’t wait to see that freak back in action. Holy shit.
LOL! Yep, the vermin are back in full force.
Blame Canada.
Most importantly, is an email being sent to all of the unwashed banned masses inviting them back?
Is Devil the Dog coming back?
good idea