Since the beginning of this journey in blogging excellence, I’ve taken a primordial approach in dealing with the savage swine in the comments section — always on the offensive in a neverending game of circular chess that has resulted in thousands of the very worst kind of people being forlorn and banished from the site.
In the spirit of pagan X-mas, in light of a wretched fortnight of shopping mall escapades, coupled with my unbridled generosity, I hereby pardon and release all prisoners from the iBC cells. Feel free to do as you like. There will be no bannings henceforth. Even acrimonious attacks upon my person will be viewed as minor acts of indiscretion, perfectly legal — like Taliban hordes blowing up ancient relics in Afghanistan.
However, direct threats will be dealt with accordingly, as well as indecorous displays of troll-like behavior. Please remember, iBankCoin is an esteemed establishment of many halls — with a rich history of intolerance and wanton acts of violence. Do not wake up the barbarous owner you see in that gigantic oil painting in the main hall. For if you do, he’s sure to cut you in half and grind your bones into dust, before he parlays for a sip of brandy and a good smoke from his pipe.
This is a momentous occasion, a celebration of liberty and grave injustice. Enjoy your newly found freedoms and bountiful careers as fry cooks.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter