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The Coverup Continues: Howard Stern Takes #PIZZAGATE Call, Dismissing it as ‘Fake News’ Created by the Russians

Let me be perfectly clear about Pizzagate. When I first read the Podesta emails I thought something was awry with how the term pizza was used. In private discussions with iBC staff, my theory was that they were making reference to drugs, not children. The Comet Pizza joint never even came to mind, until it started to spread like wildfire on the 4Chan and Reddit forums.

After reviewing the material produced thus far, it looks like a witch hunt. The evidence is all circumstantial, but the owners of that place do themselves no favors — with a litany of questionable Instagram pics, as well as other social media posts that I rather not get into right now. I am not interested in participating in the speculative side of the story. I am, however, supremely curious about the fervent and aggressive media cover up of this singular story — protecting this small business in DC — which has hosted numerous fund raisers for some of the elite’s most powerful in Washington.

The other day a person walked into the shop with a gun, allegedly. As far as I can tell, there hasn’t been any eyewitnesses to corroborate the story. The only witness is a guy named Sharif Silmi, who was invited to the Alex Jones show the other day to discuss what he saw. Needless to say, he didn’t hear any gunshots or see any gun.

Mr. Silmi is a DC area immigration attorney.

In a CNN report about the incident, take a shot everytime you read the word fake and I promise you will get drunk.

The alleged gunman, Edgar Welch, is an actor whose father has ties to foster children services.

Much to my surprise, during my morning drive, Howard Stern took a call about Pizzagate and his sidekick Robin immediately called it ‘fake news.’ The whole ‘fake news’ buzzword has my spidey senses on tilt and the manner in which Stern talked about Pizzagate, blaming it on the Russians, the Chinese and idiots, sounded so scripted, one would think he was pitching one of the many ridiculous products that sponsor his show.

One thing of particular interest to readers is the rumor that Comet Pizza might’ve hired Obama’s PR firm, which would explain the sudden media blitz to preserve this national treasure that has inspired so many to investigate and paint as a place dedicated to the most heinous of crimes.

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27 comments

  1. jts5362

    Regardless, we will know the truth in January

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  2. it is showtime

    1. Whoever dubbed “pizzagate” should be drawn and quartered

    2. Stop using gate for everything

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  3. halfbloodpope

    wtf happened to this blog?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Quit shilling. The site has more visits than ever. You’re just a drug addict weirdo.

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    • mistermoe

      It got groped by the poorest member of the Billionaire Boys Club.

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    • riotact

      Sad really. This blog has sold out to page hits about conspiracies and making America Great Again.

      An amazing transfermation that I witnessed in real time.

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      • Dr. Fly

        Quit care trolling you catamite. You’re not really sad. You’re just a Hillbot.

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        • jmac

          Anyone that doesn’t agree with weak conspiracy theories or show some fake outrage at some trivial bullshit article is a Hillbot or a shill apparently. Any feedback that doesn’t 100% confirm whatever you say qualifies the reader as a drug addict, an idiot or delusional. What the fuck happened to this site?

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  4. Mad_Scientist

    Silmi is proof that this controversy has generated business for Comet. He heard about the story on NPR and then decided to go dine there. I wonder if their revenues went through the roof over this.

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  5. uglyflint

    Biggest mystery in all this is Biggs leaving infowars. He was Jone’s boy. Has anything come to light on what happened ?

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    • Dr. Fly

      For the life of me, I don’t know how anyone could read news and see the shilllllls partake in a very obvious and coordinated cover up and not be suspicious about it. Maybe I think differently than some of you. But I call bullshit when I see it.

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      • metalleg

        Agreed. Things happen for a reason. Many people just dismiss things way too quickly and without analysis.

        This whole pizzagate thing may be a bunch of nothing but to dismiss it without having any answers to the questionable circumstances is ignorant and perhaps a form of denial.

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      • riotact

        I think you lost the little credibility you had when you were just as “investigative” about some eat piece that was in HRC. I know, I saw the pictures too.
        You cried wolf on the most ridiculous conspiracy of 2016. So forgive me for thinking you’ve gone mad.

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  6. uglyflint

    Reading threads that the shooter was an actor and his pappy works for the feds. Jones might have smelled a rat and figured this was a trap to set him up as the ultimate fake news purveyor.

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  7. stocksonsteroids

    It’s apparent some people’s (sheeple’s) brains are wired differently to just accept what the mainstream (leftish) news tells them through their TV. To others like myself, I like to analyze the information and if this pizza gate is true to any extent, it is a horrid crime and want the people involved in it to face justice. Why isn’t it being talked about at all (!) in the mainstream news, when it’s top 5 trending on Twitter for the past week/month or whatever. ?

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    • Dr. Fly

      These little shits only care about themselves, which why they push back against anything that is uncomfortable to them.

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      • riotact

        I do have to give you credit for learning how to make money with this site. These stories you now blog about daily are obviously getting you more page hits and money in your pocket because of it. Congrats for that. But you’re sounding like a Trump nut case. I know you’re not one. But I’m just pointing out that anyone that is new to following you is probably thinking that.

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        • Dr. Fly

          If by President of the United States, man worth $10b, I’ll take that as a compliment.

          The problem isn’t me, it’s you. You’re a cuck who needs to be redpilled.

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      • riotact

        I know it’s all an act. If you were blogging anything anti-Trump, you’d probably have one of these nutcases at your door tomorrow. Not to mention the loss of page hits. So I get it bro.

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        • Dr. Fly

          Keep telling yourself that. You’re delusional and your opinions are tainted by stupidity.

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        • riotact

          So I’m giving you too much credit then? Putting you in the “conspiracy theorists” bucket then? Nah man… no way. That ain’t you. You don’t really believe it.

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  8. velth

    A wise man once wrote “If everything is a conspiracy, then nothing is….There comes a point when the conspiracy theory itself starts to sound like a conspiracy to hide what really happened.”

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    • infinitezuul

      This is the essence of the “Fake News” shenanigans going around.

      Lump in Zerohedge with teenagers creating obviously fake sites out of Macedonia and you have a real conspiracy laying cover fire for itself.

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  9. dragun

    a hillbot that aint spellin’ no good “transfermation” WTF !!!

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